When my daughter was about 5 or 6 years old we were all sitting down for Christmas dinner at the in-laws house.

There were about 10 of us and extended family and my Mother in Law was struggling to fit everyone round the table.

When my daughter was seated she shouted to her Nan;

"Nan. where is my fork 'n knife?"

Say it out loud and you will realise why it was funny coming from a little girl.

Call me Maninibat!