our man has a history with god..and he has had his prayers answered a couple times...all he has to do is stand on one leg and one hand and his free toe and finger locked together and tell 'shazam,from the depths of heaven and hell,hear me else thou shall not use your wand to wack' and then the prayer
since he is allergic to snow he makes his wish in the airport,
when about to complete, there is an guy from the american base thinking he is a terrorist who is doing a secret call to bomb the entire town and grabs him by the knee to do a death roll..
our hero who was about to complete his words slipped and somehow the wish turned out to be "i want to have a erectile dysfunction for life"

still learning...