I can't help imagining your man tied to a stake while you whip him.
Pepper: 'Say that I am Boss. Speak up. Aren't you a man?'
Peppered: 'Yessssssss. You're Boss. You're Boss'.
Pepper: 'Oh, my loving and considerate husband. What would I be without you'.

And Peppermint...you didn't read Ninetendoeats's post