One my favourite DVD's snapped in half when I took it out of it's case. I stuck it back together with duct tape and shoved it in the player. The disc refused to revolve so I sprayed it with WD40, the player blew up and threw all the circuit breakers in the house. I tried to push all the circuit breakers back to the 'on' position but they kept jumping down to 'off'. So I pushed then all back to the 'on' position and stuck them down with duct tape. The circuit breaker box started smoking so I closed up the box and sealed it with duct tape. Then I tried to call the fire brigade, but I dropped my 'phone because my hands were covered with WD40 and it shatterred to pieces on the ground. Now I'm standing here watching my house burn to ashes and I'm wondering where I went wrong...
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy". (Anon)
One my favourite DVD's snapped in half when I took it out of it's case. I stuck it back together with duct tape and shoved it in the player. The disc refused to revolve so I sprayed it with WD40, the player blew up and threw all the circuit breakers in the house. I tried to push all the circuit breakers back to the 'on' position but they kept jumping down to 'off'. So I pushed then all back to the 'on' position and stuck them down with duct tape. The circuit breaker box started smoking so I closed up the box and sealed it with duct tape. Then I tried to call the fire brigade, but I dropped my 'phone because my hands were covered with WD40 and it shatterred to pieces on the ground. Now I'm standing here watching my house burn to ashes and I'm wondering where I went wrong...
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy". (Anon)