Plagiat story

Dracula: "I am calling to ask you about my account"

The Bank:" Can I have the account number?"

Dracula: " Sorry i've forgetten the number, it was oppened long time ago"

The Bank: "No problem just tell me the month and wich year?"

Dracula: " That's easy to remember...in that day Columb found America in 1492"

The Bank: "????"

The Bank: "Excuse me?"
Dracula: " You know, Columb , America... "

The Bank: "Either report his account to frauds division or report Columb to the
credit bureau. Maybe both !"

(I really liked this part !!!!)