The other day, i met one of the most senior members of QL - Darude. Each time he shook hands with a person, two birds came out through the two sides of his beard singing "cuckoo, cuckoo". I envied him. I didnt have even ONE bird in my beard while he had two.
I also saw a few bisuit crumbs on his beard. I have a strong suspicion that he is using Britania bisuits to lure the birds into his beard.
I have made a proposal to the birds saying that i would give them swiss chocolate biscuits if they relocated. Lets see how the negotiations go. Will have to stamp their RP's very soon so that they dont leave me anytime soon.
Note to self: Give birds Residence permit, land cruiser allowance, two way tickets (even if they can fly on their own) and a free hand in doing what they will with their nest s, provided it will ALWAYS remain within MY beard!
The other day, i met one of the most senior members of QL - Darude. Each time he shook hands with a person, two birds came out through the two sides of his beard singing "cuckoo, cuckoo". I envied him. I didnt have even ONE bird in my beard while he had two.
I also saw a few bisuit crumbs on his beard. I have a strong suspicion that he is using Britania bisuits to lure the birds into his beard.
I have made a proposal to the birds saying that i would give them swiss chocolate biscuits if they relocated. Lets see how the negotiations go. Will have to stamp their RP's very soon so that they dont leave me anytime soon.
Note to self: Give birds Residence permit, land cruiser allowance, two way tickets (even if they can fly on their own) and a free hand in doing what they will with their nest s, provided it will ALWAYS remain within MY beard!