A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man Looks over at his wife and says:"Your butt is getting really
big.......I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the
Barbecue
grill."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and
measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right.........your
butt is two inches wider than our barbecue grill!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed,
the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances
towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big
grill for one lousy little sausage?"
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side