At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...

In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't youtry again.

At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask...Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiterStupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. Weoccassionaly also spit in it.

At a family get-together:When some distant aunt meets you after yearsStupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your officeasks...Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk andnow it's in flames!!!