On the subject of children and parenthood, I just found this little story in my Yahoo in-box:

A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Villagio with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Villagio Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Villagio. Nice children you have there. They must be twins."

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,"Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and theother one's 6. Why the hell would you think they are twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

" I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter."I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."