Once I was seated in front of the Doctor's desk he began asking me questions and ticking off the answers on the paperwork in front of him.

You know the kind of thing:
Is there a history of heart desease in your family .......NO
Have you ever suffered from epilepsy ......................NO
Are you allergic to penicilin ..........................NO

and so on for about 30 questions until I got SO bored I stopped listening and just kept repeating 'no', 'no', 'no' ...

He suddenly paused, looked at me rather oddly and said 'no?'

I said, 'sorry .. what was the question'

'Are both your breasts normal' he said

oh my gawd!!!! hahaha

YES YES YES