I had to have a medical examination. It was an afternoon appointment and at lunchtime I went shopping and bought a cauliflower and some cheese for my supper. I LOVE raw cauliflower and nipped off a couple of the florets to munch with a bit of cheese before I went for the appointment.

As you probably know cauliflower, once cut into, has quite a pong to it! When I got to the surgery I took a sniff at the open bag with the cauli in it and pulled a face, like 'oh wow what a pooh'! I held it out to the receptionist and asked her if she could look after it for me. (I didn't want to take it into the medical examiner).

Imagine my face when she said 'Certainly! Is it your specimen?' (poo sample)

um no! it's my supper!!!!

I can only tell you the whole appointment got worse, but will save the rest for later in this thread lol