This old quote by Groucho Marx seems fitting, don't you think? :o)

"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." - Groucho Marx

It's probably a bit open to interpretation; just had a ring to it, somehow lol

PS I think I said it to someone once when I was declined acceptance to a club - it's sort of akin to:

"I've been thrown out of better places than THIS!" lol