So I'm joining the bandwagon...here goes....

RED = ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone? OUTSIDE WORK,NOPE; AT WORK, YES
2. Which of your family members has the worst temper? MY FATHER
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? NOPE
4. Does your face turn red when you're angry? NOPE
5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell? NEITHER, I TURN AWAY AND KEEP SILENT...

ORANGE = EXCITEMENT
1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? YES
2. Are you easily excited? MAYBE
3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about? NONE
4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought? PAY UP MY BANK LOAN
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be? A HUG

YELLOW = SELF DISCOVERY
1. Name: JESSICA ALEXANDRA
2. Birthday: I THINK I ALREADY ANSWERED THAT QUESTION
3. What's your main goal in life? HAVE MY KIDS FINISH THEIR STUDIES
4. Do you want to have children? CONVINCE ME....
5. How do you want to die? MORBID QUESTION YOU GOT THERE!!!!

GREEN = OPINIONS
1. Are you against gay marriage? I'M PRO-GAY!!!!
2. Lower the drinking age? WHO CARES? I DON'T
3. Capital Punishment? FOR RAPISTS, PHEDOPHILES, CHILD MOLESTERS/ABUSERS, WIFE BEATERS...BURN THEM AT STAKE!!!!
4. Abortion? WHY DO YOU THINK MY KIDS ARE ALIVE TODAY?
5. Democrat or Republican? ONLY APPLICABLE TO AMERICANS

BLUE = LOVE
1. Do you love someone? RE-DEFINE YOUR QUESTION, PLEASE
2. Do you have a bf/gf? YES
3. Is it better to have loved and lost than never loved at all? GIRL, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, NO WAY I'M GONNA DO THAT AGAIN!!!
4. Do you believe in love at first sight? AT MY AGE??? COME ON!!!!
5. Would you tattoo your lovers name on your body? WHAT FOR, I'M NOT ANGELINA JOLIE?

PURPLE = Q&A
Q: How many beds did you lay in today? NONE, BEEN OUT ALL DAY!!!
Q: What color shirt are you wearing? BLACK
Q: Name one thing that you do everyday? WORK
Q: How much cash do you have on you right now? I DON'T COUNT, IT'S BAD LUCK!!!
Q: who’s in your top friends list? THE SPACE PROVIDED HERE IS NOT ENOUGH
Q: Look to your left. What's there? MY BED
Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day? QL, YAHOO
Q: Do you have plants in your room? NONE
Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now? NOPE
Q: Do you own a picture phone? YES

PINK = LAST
1. Person you saw? MY HOUSEMATE
2. Person that said they loved you? MY EX, YOU SAID "LOVED" SO IT'S PAST TENSE
3. Movie watched in cinema? DREAMGIRLS
4. Song you listened to? "You turn me ON" by NORA JONES, IRREPLACEABLE by Beyonce
5. Person you talked on the phone with? APPLE

GREY = TODAY
1. What are you doing right now? ANSWERING THIS SURVEY OF YOURS, WHAT ELSE!!!
2. What are you doing tonight? Coffee rendezvous with some friends
3. What are you going to eat? BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE
4. Did you accomplish anything today? DID MY LAUNDRY, PAID MY INTERNET BILL
5. What shoes are you wearing? RUBBER SHOES

BROWN = TOMORROW
1. My plans are? GO TO WORK
2. Are you going to laugh? AT WHAT??? AT WHOM? WITH WHOM???
3. Any TV show you watch coming on? CSI MIAMI OR CSI NEW YORK
4. Do you know what you will eat? CHILI'S "QUESADILLA SALAD EXPLOSION"

I'm done...gotta go get that cake and frapallatte...see ya later!!!

What you are is what you have been, and what you will be is what you do now. - Buddha