Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex.
Q: What's a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: Why are there lipstick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A: Because she blows the horn.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade 4.
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? A: They both drip when they're fucked.
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry.
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door.
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
Q: What's a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: Why are there lipstick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry.
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.