Last week, McDonals announced that they will fry their french fries in low-fat oil. Here are a few other changes that are on the way :

1. Phasing out lead-based shakes.
2. Cashiers empowered to cut customers off when they have had enough.
3. Discontinuing "the thing we Mcfound" menu item.
4. Playland ball pit no longer filled with stale burger buns.
5. Thinner straws in shakes.
6. Beef upgraded from D to D+
6. Requiring line cooks to gargle with disinfectants before spitting on the food.
7. Chain to change name to "Vibrant Gardens Healthetaria"
8. No longer serving McDonals food.