North Korea said its willing to freeze its nuclear program in exchange for concessions from the U.S. The following are their demands :
1. To keep one nuclear weapon as a momento.
2. Kim Jong Il to replace FDR on american dimes.
3. Some of those food packets those iraqis are living off.
4. Eisner to be fired as Disney CEO.
5. To be treated as if they weren't an oppressive, abusive regime.
6. To keep their nukes just until the north korean mind control technology comes online.
7. The lovely Jenna Bush to be offered as a wife to Kim Jong Il.
8. Something to eat besides pickled cabbage.
9. Right to restart nuclear progam anytime in the future if they want international attention again.
North Korea said its willing to freeze its nuclear program in exchange for concessions from the U.S. The following are their demands :
1. To keep one nuclear weapon as a momento.
2. Kim Jong Il to replace FDR on american dimes.
3. Some of those food packets those iraqis are living off.
4. Eisner to be fired as Disney CEO.
5. To be treated as if they weren't an oppressive, abusive regime.
6. To keep their nukes just until the north korean mind control technology comes online.
7. The lovely Jenna Bush to be offered as a wife to Kim Jong Il.
8. Something to eat besides pickled cabbage.
9. Right to restart nuclear progam anytime in the future if they want international attention again.