...with a parrot on his shoulder and a midget walking behind him.

Immediately the midget starts breaking glasses, turning over tables, kicking chairs, the man grabbs him and drags him to the bar.

The barman says "I'm not serving you unless you pay for that damage."

The man pulls out his wallet and gives the barman £1,000.00 cash and says "that will cover it now pull me a drink".

The midget escapes and starts smashing everything up and insulting everyone.

The man grabs him again and appologises giving everyone £1,000 each and goes back to the bar where he appologises to the barman and gives him another £1,000 for the damages.

The barman says "what's going on? You bring that idiot midget in here, throwing money around, and what's with the parrot?"

The man says "Believe it or not I found a Genie and got three wishes."

Barman says "what did you ask for?"

Man says "A never ending supply of money, an exotic bird and an 18" prick."