Dweller,

im sorry. i never thought it would happen, but its love at first sight with ginnybaby.

i have given up all hope of finding my wooden leg. I suspect it may have found its way onto that barbecue we had. I remember finding the remains of a sandal amongst the ashes the next morning.

ginnybaby tells me hes a dab hand at carpentry, so i am hoping that he will make me a new leg as a wedding gift. he has promised me a wonderfully sculpted teak chippendale limb that i can hobble on with pride.