Caroline,
I will try and find some suitable for posting. BTW are you in DAGOC and if so who are you working for?
OK a few more jokes now posted on the other topic.
Meanwhile.....This guy goes into a hardware store and says the assistant "have you got any turpentine?"
"I know what you want the 'terps' for, you want to drink it!" said the assistant.
"No honest guv, I'm redecorating the house and I need to clean the paint brushes."
" Well, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I've got eight bottle left." said the assistant.
"Got any cold ones?" the guy asked.