Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows.......
> > Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.
> >
> > Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I
>know you
> >went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you
>about him before
> >I give him my answer."
> >
> >Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
>punctually at 7
> >P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he
>brings me such
> >beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's
>there but a
> >luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he
>takes me
> >out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne,
>dessert, and
> >after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you,
>Dorothy, I
> >enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So
>then we are
> >coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
>Completely crazy,
> >he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two
>times!"
> >
> >Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I
>shouldn't go out
> >with him?"
> >
> >Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
> >
>
