New Year wishes for you

Pur khuloos nek khwahishat aanay waalay saloon* kay liyay.......
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not
fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your
white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist,
your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your
podiatrist, your psychiatrist and your plumber.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you
delight them.
May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your
blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.
May New Year's Eve find you seated around the table, together with your
beloved family and cherished friends. May you find the food better, the
environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more
fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.
May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse,
your child, your parents, your siblings; but not to your secretary, your
nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser , your Golf instructor or the
gardener .
WISHING YOU ALL A WONDERFULLY HAPPY, PEACEFUL, HEALTHY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR FOLLOWED BY MANY MANY MORE HAPPIER YEARS.
* This is Roman Urdu meaning YEARS and not Brother-in-laws.