I am sooooo going to eat drink and be merry. My last meeting is at 1pm this afternoon then it's home and start getting ready to PARTY! I love knocking off on Christmas Eve, I hate the 26th December (27th in the UK)
Little Johnnie had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do?
The shrink said, “Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnnie what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests.”
Two days before Christmas, Johnny’s father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, “What did Santa bring you this year?”
Johnny replied, “I think I got a dog but I can’t find the S O B!”
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Been a pretty quite one this Year, Glad this tough year for me is coming to an end and hoping for better times next year!
Well that was that then... hope you all enjoyed as much as I did.
Well time to be jolly :)
I am sooooo going to eat drink and be merry. My last meeting is at 1pm this afternoon then it's home and start getting ready to PARTY! I love knocking off on Christmas Eve, I hate the 26th December (27th in the UK)
yes TB I am dreaming of a white Christmas.. Well that's all one can do in Qatar..:( But definitely will get a white Sandy Christmas..:)
Only one more sleep till Christmas...
Oooooo.... Is the cardboard from an old Harrods box Brit?
I just got Baburao a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although, I can't undersatnd what the silly bugger wants with an ex box.
Only one week left to go. I hope your crimbo shopping is nearing the end.
How not to sing a christmas song..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-city/9719307/Manchester-Citys-Aleksandar-Kolarov-sings-Jingle-Bells-for-clubs-YouTube-advent-calendar.html
victoria just logged on to say Merry christmas
Good to see you back Victoria..Wish you have a Merry Christmas!!
meri xmas ...
Little Johnnie Christmas -
Little Johnnie had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do?
The shrink said, “Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnnie what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests.”
Two days before Christmas, Johnny’s father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, “What did Santa bring you this year?”
Johnny replied, “I think I got a dog but I can’t find the S O B!”
If my company would announce a holiday on 25/12..:(
Seeing my Cuban Shotputter dressed again in an elf uniform ;O)
Sorry, i meant world peace !
What would make your Christmas perfect?
well most of the accomodations have drainage holes.....:(
Hold on! I just realised. Most accomodations in Doha don't have Chimneys .. What will Santa do :O(
TB you very well know tat i am not in tat list !
So better put tat I-phone 5 with its leather cover in my stinky socks which is hung near the entrance door...:(
oh and Ho Ho Ho.......:)
One month to go!
I hope you have all be very good because those on the naughty list don't get any presents.
Hell ya..ha ha
You are the F I R S T !!
Merry christmas and happy new year to you.
wishing u too a very merry Christmas!!!
Yeppp.. brit, Ana Mrs.. Santa.....
Of course i am good girl..... ;p
But are you on naughty or nice list???
But Santa brings the presents :O)
Hope you have been a good girl this year ..
Hummmm a bit early aren't you????
But ya, i guess that makes u first......
And Christmas is suppose to be about Christ....not Santa claus. :(
I feel sad ppl forget that.
Early Merry Christ mas and happy new year thou.
Salam
And a very Merry Christmas to you TB.:)
What interesting wishes!
May Jesus enlighten your lives!
We already started decorating our compounds with christmas red plants.. all sound to be very happy.
May peace turn into a bird spreading its arms all over the world...
Marry Christmas to you all!
Merry Christmas and a Happy new year TB! Bless you.. Cheers!
Nope, but you can play the Bing & Bowie version on your gramophone for me ;)
Great stuff..
Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
On my drum?
Yes Brit and "Fairytale of New York" by the Pogues
Thankyou
A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR AND MERRY X'MAS TO ALL OF YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE IN THE NEW YEAR TO COME
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.. Not Slade and Merry Christmas ?
Got my "Now That's What I Call Christmas" CD on already Brit.
Damn you timebandit ... I wanted to be first :O(
I hope you've been a good boy..
Merry Christmas and an even prosperous new year..
I would Love to be the 4th one to Wish You All Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year... :)
Good idea...
Happy new year and merry christmas to you in advance...
Happy new year to ye too!