GIRLS ARE LIKE APPLES ON TREES.... AGREE?

Point taken ..

By the way what type of Apple do you prefer - Florina, Honey Pippin , Ingrid Marie, Anna, or Annie Elizabeth ..

It is Autumn indeed Brit, but Fall sounded better in context on this occasion.

For goodness sake.. It's Autumn. Next you'll be asking for an Eraser :O(

And the time of year. Fall is my favourite season ;)

well,all of them will fall down thx to gravity,and newton;)

call it ADAMs APPLE? :p

I like Apple Juice :P

girls are like honey. they're sweet intill they get too sticky. :P

and i prefer Mangoes....:)

i prefer papayas anyday....

I like a nice pare...... Errrrrr...... I mean pear.

Rotten apples fall even from the top of the tree once they rot. So, they could be rotten even when they are on the very top. They fall once they are too rotten to stick to the tree.

Commonalities between girls and apples:

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1- Looks could be deceiving. You can have a nice apple from the outside that is rotten from the inside.

2- If they are rotten from the outside, then most probably they are rotten from the inside too

3- It takes one bite to find out.

Differences between girls and apples:

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1- All Apples don't complain

2- All Apples don't mind being shared or sharing the same eater

Is that so, but I heard they're like berry :)

my last apple had a worm in it...could've been a ladyboy.

Why is then there an apple variety named "Granny Smith" ?

Sounds like a school girl..o_O

BG, I am still thinking of those rotten apples!! I do remember two of them who got blocked and may be are still here with new ids.

cant me more specific monk ;)

BG...and whos those rotten ones... :p

right mr pirate

Because if they were like apples it would not make a big difference, or?

So, babu, girls are NOT like apples, right?

hahaha here comes the despo , $ex with apples lol

BG, Chicks like Uncles the Most, with Bald head.... :P

I just bought four apples for one Riyal each. I intend to have sex with them. Do you think it will work or is the comparison between apples and girls the usual bull.shyte?

uncle asterix after 20 more yrs

Oh those apples will be made into wine, wine and more wine!!! :)

I'D wait for the Best be it for 20 more yrs.... ;)

CL apple or apple products ;)

i agreeeeeeeeeee

good i dont like to eat rotten apples at the party :)

Luv Ender.. seems like you didn't really understand my signature.. im already a mile away form you and that also with your shoes that i'll sell and buy an apple ;)

I am actually this weekend :).....shame u wont be invited. :P

MT heard ur giving a party sumwhere

LOL ...poor luv-ender

seems like today is 'national bashing day on QL'

i doooo agree with ur saying........

Nice signature captain! why don't you try to apply it to yourself? ;)

i second xena...

hell ......not shot but covered in glass shards, dipped in tabasco sauce and then burnt at a stake at dawn......and corpse fed to the crows..... enuf with this crappy bonehead cheesy romantic mush on QL already......and i see y'all the people who go like "Awwwww...isnt tht sweet!" on some and on others..."WTF!?!?"

which in sum way sumarizes what i think of this load of baloney!!!

Lol...Baburao......at the end only Monkeys hav all the top ones.... :)

Fubar.. its a stupid philosophy "Girls are like apples" .. and stupid things don't offend me :P

Arien.. Agree ..Sounds more like it :D

I got a colorful apple from that tree and i was the first to bite it, now there are many bitten apples on the ground and some of them are on the tree vamping & trying to show me the beautiful side.

I agree with the OP, TFS

Desperate?

Lol Painther.:P

What was the nationality of the guy that used and abused then dumped you.. do tell we would all love to know ??????

iF WE HAVE AN APPLE(Wink) a day we might need medical help......

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or so the saying goes. Hmmm... Why did I bother to share that thought? Right back to sleep I go.

only the monkey has the privilege to taste from top to bottom

mmmmmmmmm, just like warm, apple pie....

Sounds like another male bashing entry by a girl that did not have the brains to keep her legs closed at the right time. Now she hates all men. Lucky it was a man you said it about not a pino or the MOD would of banned you.. you’re so lucky,,

Why dont we get an AXE and Chop the tree Down then we can have as many Apples as we want. We can have an Apple pie.... LOL

don't make it too serious to discuss, i didn't mean to offend any one... basically, this is part of my experience.. and if you don't agree then get the f**k out of this BS!! as u said!!

Am I the only man who finds this offensive?

Basically men are

Too stupid to know that there are 'better fruit higher up the tree'?

Too lazy to be bothered getting it?

So lacking in self esteem that we'd rather consume rotten fruit from off the ground?

I think this says much more about the low view some people take of men than it does of women.

painther lol!

Not agree,

-the fallen ones are not necessarily rottens, they may, in most probability be the ripen ones, the sweetest of ‘em all

-Boys do aim for apple on Top but problem is others boys who are champion in leg pulling, some even joined QL oflate

-Wait for right ones??? One day all apples have to get either consumed or perished, waiting for right one is stupidity (IMO),

I think they are more like mangos, even when they’re not ripen well, they’re testier :)

one brave man took me at the top of the tree coz i'm almost spoiled by worms and birds :))

BG, it is your turn to distinguish.

Mandi, it does. But it will go totally "Whoooosh" above the heads of those posting and agreeing to this BS.

LOL.. Luv-Ender .. are you off the tree now??

or shall we send our monkey?? :P

WOW, MM, that really says it!

Mandi

So everyone's enjoying to respond with their own opinions?

sorry guys... i just want to have fun while on break,, LOL while reading your comments! ;)23

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Because if you view women as an analogy, i.e candy, apples, diamonds, etc, you take away what makes them human. They become voiceless, faceless and opinion less. You can't hurt them and they can't hurt you. There is nothing worse you can do to a person than strip them of what makes them a person. Think about how the Nazi's demonized the Jews & how Americans viewed blacks in the early part of the last century.

ARRRGGH..."old wine in a new bottle" over used and totally stoopid.

So what? People got banned for some reason or other, ot they chose to use a new name...what's the problem with that?????

I mean does it alter the world somehow???? Does the world come to an end because of it????

Geeez, who effin' cares.

Lol BG, there were few rotten ones who left QL. I don't know if they are still here like old wines in new bottles!

Especially when they think they are complimentary!

Mandi

I mean really...what is it with some people and those vomit worthy analogies about women ????

Groan, I'm over this stupid analogy.

Mandi

LOL. I'll take appleschnapps over apples any day ;)

But i love "rotten apples" .. :P

but seriously.... whoever comes up with this nonsence should be shot!!!

i agree :)

Appleschnapps!!!!!!!!

Here we go...a new one! Women are like Appleschnapps!!!:P

Give the tree a shake I say

cherukkan lol ur too smart :)

Yes but the rotten ones you can distil into alcohol and they make your head funny

BG, I know which rotten apple you meant.

Seems like OP is one of the apples on the top.. no brave man has reached there yet :P

No, stay! Just be careful with that joe!

Mandi

By that time, I mean some brave one reaches the tree those apples on the top will get spoiled by worms and other insects. They will probably fell down and will get rotten too.

What a silly comparison.

Hey, Tink, don't waste good coffee!

Mandi

Was your coffee too sweet TB ;)

a few rotten apples on ql too

I think because men are not sweet enough :(

Why are there never posts comparing men to candy & fruit?

I find this eye-rollingly offensive.

Mandi

Oh VOMIT.

I agree with CF that he doesn't agree :P

UP TO U!!

i don't agree.