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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies
Drat that drunk man!!!! Why can't he shut his mouth
Nope Just browsing on the iternet to fight stress..
alien is back from lunch break :)
Wow Fresh Jokes Finally.......
yup they do attract old aunties along with their uncles too
lol FS !
your jokes are just like you..lol
Good babu, pls keep sending some more jokes. thks.
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A half carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A small head of romaine lettuce, A 2-pound can of coffee, And a 1-pound package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
the fresh ones r not hygienic n soon they get Oopsed
we need a "fresh" joke... :P
I like your profile picture,and i think its related to a story because someone is wearing a pearl neck less.
ROFL Captain
you made me laugh more than monk's jokes :D
ROFL Monk... i was about to say that..
You made me laugh more than babu's jokes :D
babu..u can do better than this... :P
(don't you think its already late for a valentine's joke?)
lolzz good ones