rizks and the walnut
By strawberry_shisha •
One lazy afternoon, Rizks was taking it easy in the shade of a walnut tree. After a time, he started eying speculatively, the huge pumpkins growing on vines and the small walnuts growing on a majestic tree.
'Sometimes I just can't understand the ways of God!' he mused. 'Just fancy letting tinny walnuts grow on so majestic a tree and huge pumpkins on the delicate vines!'
Just then a walnut snapped off and fell smack on Rizks' bald head. He got up at once and lifting up his hands and face to heavens in supplication, said, 'Oh, my God! Forgive my questioning your ways! You are all-wise. Where would I have been now, if pumpkins grew on trees!'
The thieves*
CP job?? ;)
lol..ingeniero...
Yaaakkkkkkk... Na strawberry.. WTH....was this :(((((
mods should delete the above non sense joke
rofl rizks..can't help myself laughing so hard....
Yaaakk !
Ingeniero and Rizks break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe. There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted. They open the next safe. There is some yogurt too, it tastes much better but again - no money. The thieves take on another safe. And there's yogurt again. "Ingeniero, why don't you go outside and look if it is indeed a bank!" says Rizks to Ingeniero, and sits down to eat the yogurt which tastes really fresh and nutritious this time. A couple of minutes late there comes Ingeniero. "It is definitely a bank!" "What exactly did the sign say?" "The Sperm Bank of Qatar!"
ingeniero..i kill yah..lolz....
See PS....
Thnk of .... And .... Is here ;)
Welcome and good afternoon riZKs... :)
Ramadan Kareem
Ahem...m around my priends !
Yup... Famous guy of QL, like rajpal yadv of bollywood ;)
Btw whr is he.. Didnt saw any of his comment since morning...
He's the first among the starring casts..
Now u knw... :)
But rizks is super here u knw ;)
Ingeniero - LOL.I never thought i'm a star here..:)
nice one ahahahaha
Goddamm Rizks.. u can start a fanpage and sure will get lot of followers. Lol...
Lol especially when one is using mobile for net :/
Shisha goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please? " Shisha counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um... 27. " The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please? " The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two! " This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics, something that she won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please? " Shisha bobs her head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, "Strawberry Shisha! " The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name? " "Oh, that! " replies shisha" I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...'"
teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. Rizks sat staring at the screen, unsure how to get the computer going. The teacher walked over and read what was on his screen. In her most reassuring voice, she said, "The computer wants to know what your name is," then she walked over to the next student. Rizks leaned toward the screen and whispered, "My name is Rizks. "
" "Oh, that! " replies the blonde," Copy and paste is not that easy ........lol
PrincessSarah was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you. " She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, PrincessSarah. " Princess then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning princess checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. Princess opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a friend, (Strawberry Shisha)? "
well at least rizks has nuts!
Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773Rizks: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I been born earlier, I would have died :-(
lol Colt, i know Ben10 ! :)
Rizks walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at Rizks and says" Have you seen Eileen?" Rizks is rather confused and asked " Eileen who?" The bartender relies, "I lean over and you kiss my butt." Well, Rizks was offended by this and walks out the door and into the bar across the street. So he sits down and orders a beer. While he is drinking his beer he tells the bartender what the other bartender said to him. The bartender then told him," You know what you should do, you should go back over there and ask him if he has seen Ben and when he says Ben who you say I bend over and you kiss my butt. So Rizks goes back across the street and asks the Bartender if he has seen Ben. And the Bartender said " Yep, He just went out the door with Eileen." Rizks asks" Eileen who?
lol..rizks.. most welcome..ql won't be ql without you and britey ;)
SS thnx ! :)Colt, can u bring ur face a bit closer ?Iwanna puke on ur face...:)
Brit, Rizks and Pajju were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives. Rizks and Pajju kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything. They looked at Brit and he said, "I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees." Both Rizks and Pajju were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that. Brit replied, "Well, I was lying under the bed and she crawled over and said, "Come out and fight like a man!".
Rizks on night in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”“Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in Rizks’ pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.” So Rizks goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks. Rizks replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”
lol..rizks you're always been my favorite qler..lol
Police in a remote village of Hyderabad had good luck with a robbery suspect, who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. Detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot." Rizks, when it was his turn, shouted, "That's not what I said!"
LOL