By Milky_BarKid• 29 Jun 2011 10:55
Milky_BarKid

AD thats kind of true, But then America has so many good cows that they can sell to the middleast, then they will move a whole team of experts to look after this cow for ever and in return just charge small sum of few Million$ for these services..:)

By anonymous• 29 Jun 2011 10:51
anonymous

MBK --- US will never keep Cow. 

By Arien• 29 Jun 2011 08:54
Arien

Cant agree more.. lol  TFS

By Milky_BarKid• 29 Jun 2011 08:53
Milky_BarKid

Why keep a cow in the house when you can buy fresh milk every day?Which country would suit the above saying too?

By compmad• 29 Jun 2011 08:50
Rating: 2/5
compmad

Pakistan

You have two cows. One is picked up by security agencies and other disappeared in a suicide attack.

By FathimaH• 29 Jun 2011 08:45
FathimaH

Fabulously hilarious! I quite liked these "cow" jokes but these are simply the best of the lot. TFS,Nomerci! 

By anonymous• 29 Jun 2011 08:27
anonymous

ROFLING.  Awesome!  Good find NoMerci.

By Colt45• 29 Jun 2011 08:11
Colt45

That was a great start to my morning... Thanks!

By happygolucky• 29 Jun 2011 07:42
happygolucky

lol

By Milky_BarKid• 29 Jun 2011 07:28
Milky_BarKid

I say moo to that.. :)

By laplandsql• 29 Jun 2011 07:25
Rating: 3/5
laplandsql

kerala..we have a million cows(1 am 1 of them) but no grass..so we come to middle east where there is no grass at all...;)

By britexpat• 29 Jun 2011 06:48
britexpat

Abu Dhabi: You have two cows. Who cares. We have lots of oil.

By galloper48• 29 Jun 2011 06:34
galloper48

a good one!!!Regards!!

By flanostu• 29 Jun 2011 05:27
flanostu

love it

By edifis• 29 Jun 2011 00:04
Rating: 4/5
edifis

India: You have 10 cows. You decorate them and worship them and feed them ghee made of milk imported from the ME.

By anonymous• 28 Jun 2011 23:07
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

USA : you have two bulls. you send your bulls to screw every other cow across the border in the name of fertilizing them for calves and milk...then steal the calves and milk to sell cheese.

By ingeniero• 28 Jun 2011 22:32
ingeniero

they made perfect sketch of Qatari cow...

By nomerci• 28 Jun 2011 22:26
nomerci

Ah good, sense of humour intact! LOOOOOL

By DaRuDe• 28 Jun 2011 22:11
DaRuDe

cows

By anonymous• 28 Jun 2011 21:45
anonymous

lolI love the Qatari Cow Channel.

By britexpat• 28 Jun 2011 21:41
Rating: 5/5
britexpat

Excellent.. :o)

 

I would modify the  UAE one to:

You have two cows. You bring in Filipino nannies, South Asian laborers, and Russian prostitutes to make sure they're well taken care of.  Tell the world that the milk produced is like no other in the world and sell it in the world's biggest shopping mall.

By nomerci• 28 Jun 2011 21:29
nomerci

qatarisun, it is indeed!For a selected few, I am afraid...;)

By qatarisun• 28 Jun 2011 21:28
qatarisun

this is hilarious.. :):)

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