AD thats kind of true, But then America has so many good cows that they can sell to the middleast, then they will move a whole team of experts to look after this cow for ever and in return just charge small sum of few Million$ for these services..:)
USA : you have two bulls. you send your bulls to screw every other cow across the border in the name of fertilizing them for calves and milk...then steal the calves and milk to sell cheese.
You have two cows. You bring in Filipino nannies, South Asian laborers, and Russian prostitutes to make sure they're well taken care of. Tell the world that the milk produced is like no other in the world and sell it in the world's biggest shopping mall.
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AD thats kind of true, But then America has so many good cows that they can sell to the middleast, then they will move a whole team of experts to look after this cow for ever and in return just charge small sum of few Million$ for these services..:)
MBK --- US will never keep Cow.
Cant agree more.. lol TFS
Why keep a cow in the house when you can buy fresh milk every day?Which country would suit the above saying too?
Pakistan
You have two cows. One is picked up by security agencies and other disappeared in a suicide attack.
Fabulously hilarious! I quite liked these "cow" jokes but these are simply the best of the lot. TFS,Nomerci!
ROFLING. Awesome! Good find NoMerci.
That was a great start to my morning... Thanks!
lol
I say moo to that.. :)
kerala..we have a million cows(1 am 1 of them) but no grass..so we come to middle east where there is no grass at all...;)
Abu Dhabi: You have two cows. Who cares. We have lots of oil.
a good one!!!Regards!!
love it
India: You have 10 cows. You decorate them and worship them and feed them ghee made of milk imported from the ME.
USA : you have two bulls. you send your bulls to screw every other cow across the border in the name of fertilizing them for calves and milk...then steal the calves and milk to sell cheese.
they made perfect sketch of Qatari cow...
Ah good, sense of humour intact! LOOOOOL
cows
lolI love the Qatari Cow Channel.
Excellent.. :o)
I would modify the UAE one to:
You have two cows. You bring in Filipino nannies, South Asian laborers, and Russian prostitutes to make sure they're well taken care of. Tell the world that the milk produced is like no other in the world and sell it in the world's biggest shopping mall.
qatarisun, it is indeed!For a selected few, I am afraid...;)
this is hilarious.. :):)