why it's better to be a woman?
enjoy reading..and please no spoilsport please..chill! ;)
http://www.chiprowe.com/articles/envy.html
10 reasons not to long for what the boys got:
1. Women Get to Wait in Line at Public Restrooms
This might seem like an argument for the opposite camp, but think of the times you've been at a baseball game or monster truck pull having a perfectly miserable time with a male companion. By excusing yourself to stand on line at the biffy, you were reunited with many of your own gender, and as you inched forward, flush after flush, you began to talk — really talk — with these women (shared discomfort creates deep trust and mutual understanding). By the time you made it to the stall you were hugging your companions goodbye and exchanging phone numbers — friends for life! Men, on the other hand, are in and out of the head in no time. Do you think it's a coincidence that men have difficulty creating close and lasting friendships with other men?
2. Women Get a Door
This is related to reason one. There's something unseemly about having to pull out your goods for public display, and ... horrors, I can't even go on!
3. Women Get to Sit Down
There's been some controversy on this topic, thanks to Camille Paglia, who writes in her book Sexual Personae: "Male urination is a kind of accomplishment, an arch of transcendence. A woman merely waters the ground she stands on." I can't speak for Camille, but only in extreme cases of toilet deprivation have I ever "watered the ground I stood on." I prefer to sit.
4. Men Make More Money
Men, propelled by their willies and some prehistoric hunt-and-gather mindset, spend their nasty lives clawing, sniping and scratching their way to the top of the pay scale, all the while eating fatty foods, losing their hair and clogging their arteries, until one day — kablooey! — they keel over. When they're gone, it's the women (who live longer) who spend what's left. All those old ladies you see at the travel agency collecting stacks of cruise brochures are having fun, fun, fun!
5. Women Never Worry About Whose is Bigger
No matter what we tell men about how much size doesn't matter, it does. (Well, it doesn't really, but we talk about it with our girlfriends, anyway.) Knowing this, women can feel fortunate that we don't attach much of our identity to something we can only see in a hand-held mirror.
6. Women Are Better Looking
Because women don't have penises, and therefore, loads of violence-inducing testosterone coursing through our veins, we're prettier, softer, have less stubbly black hair, smell better, and are basically more lovely to behold. When men can't understand why we spend so much time in the bathroom, it's because they don't know the joy of appreciating one's lovely mug in the mirror.
7. Women Have Breasts
Given the preoccupation that straight men have with these, it puzzles me that Freud never came up with a Breast Envy theory. Breasts are fun, no matter what shape, size or agenda, be it nutritional or recreational. They are soft, reassuring, and in their passive splendor, a far more potent sexual asset than any dangling penis.
8. Women Have Periods
As a woman, I am allowed to eat copious amounts of food, yell at my loved ones, cry uncontrollably for no reason, and when it's all over, say "I can't help it. I'm having my period." When men behave this irrationally, which they are known to do, they have no excuse.
9. Women Bear Children
Men and their equipment make an important contribution to the reproductive cycle, but their role is much like that of the center on a football team: He hikes the ball, she carries it for a touchdown. Being pregnant might be more of a burden if it weren't for the fact that men suffer so much more seeing what their seed has done to the women they love. Labor pains are brief compared to the torment you can inflict on a man just by smiling weakly and saying, "That's OK, honey. I'm sure you would have been glad to carry Junior, if only you could."
10. Women Have a Hidden Agenda
You can't play hard to get when your intentions are standing at attention. You know what I'm talking about — the pleading eyes, the heaving chest, the sudden alertness in his nether regions — it's so obvious, for God's sake. For women, it is a blessing to be able to withhold some cards from the sexual table, thus creating a sense of mystery and promise. Think of it as hiding one's light under a bushel.
check your box... ;)
y not a PM den .....lols
nup... there is a big difference.. one dont scream when ... :)
ssshhh.. m not gonna tell...
girls are here.. it feel awkward.. :((
dere is no diff btwn oven and woman both r hot whn ON..... LOLS
how that loosy ballons can be nice??
and smell?? damn!!! any one checked any fat in summer??? :((
its better to be a man...
do you know guys what is difference between oven and woman???
I best go buy some wrappers then :-P
Colt, AFTER you have attended to SS.....;)
Hell no!!! Lunch on me, say when??? :-P
You scared now Colt? Are Nomerci & I too much for you??
You women are thrilled!!! :-P
ohhhhhhhh...a stalker!!! :P
Cat/ stage 5 stalker on your case :-P
Have done Nomerci. How do you know Colt? You spying on us? I've always wanted a stalker :-)
How was the trade fair? :-P
Snessy, very well over here...check your fb.
Hey Colt & Nomerci, how are you peeps? I miss you loads too :-)
It is important to keep your cool while using QL but even the best of us can get involved in a heated debate
Snessy! Hey girl!!!! :)
indeed sam..agree with you..
Baby lock them doors and turn the lights down low.... :-P I MISS YOU!!! :-)
Haha! What a funny thread.
strawberry i really agree with u sum people here in QL dey take thngs personally and over reacts to the topic w/o undstandng
Strawberry, get out of the kitchen if you can't handle the heat. Simple.
Stop whining, it's ever so boring.
some people here in QL associate the person with the post they created, what if i post something about war..it means im a warfreak..what if i post something about psychos,,it means im a looney..what is i post something nasty..it means a bad person..
tsk..tsk..get a life people..QL is not the place for you if you're like that..
back up fake accounts LOL....
lets give love not war..
cheerssss...
Meowwww !
time to remove ur claws out, it seems typing ain't gonna solve this problem....:)
Comeon guys, its a copy paste thing, not OP's opinion, why so harsh on her.
Anyways, time over for QLing...get moving and get some food ...
Peace out...
How have you been, I have MISSED you!!! You may join in the kitty fight now!!! ;-)
The HEAT is on... err I mean outside as well!!! :-P
Trying hard how to look sexy
memorizing all pick up lines
convincing herself the reason for not getting a good looking bf/husband
still nothing is working, how sad:(
It's better to make Khanan your bro than your friend... at least you can feel safe then :-P
then stop judging anyone because you don't know the person..it just show your personality that you easily judge a person because of what you see or you hear without knowing it first..
don't judge the book by it's cover..it applies to person that you must not judge her just because she's scantily-clad it means she's a whore?i'm not in my profession right now if i'm like that..fyi..
Thanks!
I won't !!
QL hag got one more brother now
Congratulations
STOP IT!!!
DO NOT get in the way of a kitty fight, I WARN you as a brother :-P
u all guys r sick
it seems u guys own the site and ur the moderator
Weird & naughty comments r left over and informable forums r been deleted.
LONG LIVE QATAR LIVING........
below the waist line kick ....:(
SS is expanding her fight..
she is now targeting FS's country!!
SS don't get upset..you copy paste an article..to some of QLer it is crap and did not findinteresting and commented as such....why so upset about it??
...under belt kick! :)
I will have some mercy on her too... at the risk of my life, I will volunteer to take on the task of what nomerci suggested... :-P
RofL happy !
contact Moideen kutty, he is good in home deliveries...:)
Strawberry, i don't need to.
"Take the usual precautions though"
ROFL...nomerci! :)
nomerci,you're not in the proper position to judge me basing on the thread i post here..do you know me personally for you to judge me???
You have have rizks, forget the nachos and OJ ;-))
Khanan, i did! So far.
Have some mercy on SS :)
i don't like pop corns..
Rizks can you get me Nachos and Orange Juice ;)
From where u get uninterrupted supply of bebsi and bobcorn...:)
Colt, good luck! Take the usual precautions though....
fs,im not a moron..im proud to be a woman..maybe you are not because you came from a country were in woman has less liberty and will..
How about Oil wrestling... more fun eh? :-P
Are beautypool software for men's hardware both are waste without each other.
Let's seek some volunteers :-P
Newly crowned WBC 105-pound champ STRAWBERRY SOUL (7-0, 5 KOs) will defend her belt against official challenger FORMATTED SHISHA (18-1, 13 KOs), at the QL Hall, Doha, Qatar, on June 14. For SS, it will be her first defense since she impressively dethroned previously unbeaten KAREENA via fifth round stoppage last hour. :)
TIME OUT... but why are you being sorry? :-(
time to grab 2nd pack of bobcorn...:)
I think, judging from this and previous threads by Strawberry, she is in urgent need of getting laid.
Colt even me, i dont like fake one's ! :(
its like playing with some water baloon...:(
Sorry I dont argue with Morons!!
then search for a post that will suit you, your highness or you can log out..turn off your computer and stop commenting if you don't like it..
I beg to differ... explain so many of them wanna go in for fake (i do not like) titties??? :-(
You Rascala...
i had shared enuff, now no more shares...already i am in big loss's investing in thes shares....:(
exactly my point..maybe you find it interesting...for me its JUST CRAP!! Did I ask you to post something intersting to me??
bad suggestion....without reading how will I know if its crap or not!!
you bloody fool and learn to share (not your woman Kareena) :-P
don't worry rizks ill provide the bebsi and bobcorn before the fight begins..lol
Colt you retired monkey from Circus, cant u bloody buy urself some bobcorn n bebsi ? :(
quick.... pass me some bobcorn and bebsi too :-P
let's get ready to rumble...... =)
LmaO Draccy !
i think u have mixed up the genders...Errr i mean the ids....lol
threads here in QL are not created to please you nor entertain to suit your taste and fair judgement..thanks!
strawberry soul vs. formatted shisha....
Round 1
a thread open on QL is subject to commments from all the readers..
I read it and its bull$hit!! This is my POV about the article....
Meowwwww ! :O)
time to grab some bobcorn n bebsi - the show is about to being ! :)
fs don't read this if you find it crap..threads here in QL are not created to please you nor entertain to suit your taste and fair judgement..thanks!
'Women Never Worry About Whose is Bigger'... not quite true, though not for the same asset, when come to think of silicon...:)
crap!!
QL will not be complete without them..especially their comments that are "full of wisdom"..lolz ;0
whatever it is? i do agree with the first 2 posters lol
why riskz?what about your p..eerrr...[mod removed] you tie it with a ribbon and keep it in its cave..lolz
britey i don't know if i'll agree with ya or not ;)
"Women have breasts..They are soft, reassuring, and in their passive splendor, a far more potent sexual asset than any dangling penis..."
huh, who said tat its dangling ?
You forgot the multiple Orgasms and the countenance to wear high heels and fishnets in public :o(