GUIDE TO MALE EXPRESSIONS
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "You boring woman, I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "You women never understand, it's just fun. There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. If anything, it means; "I haven't heard what you said."
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but sorry, I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I can think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "Help, it didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please stop trying on any more dresses, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
"I didn't know you snored :o0"
I don't believe I do Brit. But anyone who has ever shared a room with me, try's to convince me that I do.
thanks nizins..
thanks blue rose ;)
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rolf britey..hmm..how about if i say that right now..hahaha
I am old, grey and have travelled the world and I can honestly say that I have NEVER heard a woman say "I am still looking thin, right?" :o)
same here fathimah..
Only agree with the 1st one on Osama's list!
lolzz good one
lol osama...i agree with the first one..
when female say: "i will be ready in a minute"
Means: she will take 30 min to finish her makeup
and when they say: "I am still looking thin, right?"
Means: personal admission that she is becoming actually fat.
and when they say: "I met our new neighbour and she is looking very ugly"
Means: the neighbour is more beautiful than her and she is jealous
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I can think of some pretty soon."
this is also my fave "lame excuse" of guys..whenever we asked them why they do this..why they do that..they will always say that lines...uggghhhh!!!
Oh, Fathima..Yes, dear! :)
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Awesome...you are so helpful SS! Seriously helpful info..
""YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
My fav!!
sometimes guys are much harder to understand than woman..
all i can say is "YES DEAR" ... "IT'S A GUY THING"
:P
I didn't know you snored :o0
lol lol lol :P
strwaberry_shisha, "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
lol okay osama..as i have said earlier, it varies from one guy to another.. *wink wink*
nooo, we are not that much bad!
lol..hmm..i have this "naughty thought" in my mind but i'm not that sure if it's really the meaning though..now i know..hahahahahaha...
It means lets go to bed and make some noise
tb, i dunno either..because guys always have lame excuses so it will vary from one guy to another the meaning of what you said..how about you??
Well there goes your first guess. Care to try again?
tb, it's like a guy saying "jezz you're boring girl..stop talking.."
Oh yeah... well what does "Gee I'm tired, I think I will have an early night" mean then SS
now i know the meaning behind every word that a man will utter..lol
I love you for this post, strawberry_shisha ! :)
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