QL Ladies rumoured to be joining new sect..

britexpat
By britexpat

Is this true. Rumours are that Chocoholic and Xena have already succumbed to his "hunkiness" and more may follow :o(

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Vladimir Putin has become the object of veneration for a bizarre Russian all-female sect whose followers believe that the tough-talking prime minister is a reincarnation of the early Christian missionary Paul the Apostle.

Members of the sect that has sprung up in a Russian village some 250 miles southeast of Moscow believe that the 58-year-old macho Russian politician is on a special mission from God.

"According to the Bible, Paul the Apostle was a military commander at first and an evil persecutor of Christians before he started spreading the Christian gospel," the sect's founder, who styles herself Mother Fotina, said.

"In his days in the KGB, Putin also did some rather unrighteous things. But once he became president, he was imbued with the Holy Spirit, and just like the apostle, he started wisely leading his flock. It is hard for him now but he is fulfilling his heroic deed as an apostle."

Reports from the sect's headquarters close to the town of Nizhny Novgorod say that its members are all women who dress like nuns and pray for Mr Putin's success in front of traditional Russian Orthodox Church icons that have been placed alongside a portrait of the Russian prime minister himself.

Telegraph

By Xena• 14 May 2011 17:51
Xena

then it wouldn't be a fair, ummm.. fight... surely I can also bring a spear, or two, just to make it interesting.... Bwaaaahhhhhhh...... bwahhhhhhhhhh;-p

By Dracula• 14 May 2011 15:41
Dracula

Dear Xena,

This is my "Impaling" license..

Ready when you are!

No warriors-princess-related spears allowed! :)

By Xena• 14 May 2011 15:25
Xena

than poisened, Brit.... which our dear Mr Putin seems to be famous for;-p

By britexpat• 14 May 2011 15:22
britexpat

Be careful.. He is known as Vlad the "impaler" :O)

By Xena• 14 May 2011 15:19
Xena

you have to be kidding... Vlad Dracula would stand more of a chance.... ;-p

By anonymous• 14 May 2011 14:12
anonymous

Blooming heck love - I have been lying here all night lol

I am north west then take a left near that mans house that has the sofa outside then take 2nd right - there is washing on the line - go straight ahead to the rubbish bin - go past that - then take another right (or is it left) - anyway start shouting and I will hear you lol

By britexpat• 14 May 2011 09:23
britexpat

you wally.. I roamed the streets looking for you. Could at least have sent the GPS coordinates ..

By Darly• 14 May 2011 08:19
Darly

Don't quit yet. First tell us what life us like in the commune .

By chocoholic• 13 May 2011 21:15
chocoholic

Dang! BritiLeaks is at it again.

That's it, I'm quitting QL.

By anonymous• 13 May 2011 20:51
anonymous

Rescue meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I am fallinggggggggggggggggggg lol xoxxox

By nomerci• 13 May 2011 20:24
nomerci

brit, I've never been a follower.

By britexpat• 13 May 2011 20:21
britexpat

He is leading his flock .. Would you not like to be fulfilled ?

By nomerci• 13 May 2011 20:18
nomerci

That guy is darn fugly.

By mjamille28• 13 May 2011 20:13
mjamille28

LOL... "hunkiness"??????? :P

By britexpat• 13 May 2011 18:27
britexpat

Damn it..

This is getting worrying. I'm thinking of starting my own sect here..

It will help fallen women and those who may be thinking of falling ;o)

By anonymous• 13 May 2011 18:09
anonymous

I am present sat in his Dacha after taking a dip in his banya.

The Vodka is frozen and delicious with the beluga caviar.

Xena and Choco have gone out looking for stray dogs and are due back soon.

It's good here - apart from no pole dancing (yet)!

I am off to make a pot of Shchi whilst wearing a babushka.

Dobryj vyechyer xoxo

By Dracula• 13 May 2011 16:37
Dracula

Vlad's effect on women is stronger!

By britexpat• 13 May 2011 16:03
britexpat

You're just jealous of Vladimir and his effect on women :O)

By DaRuDe• 13 May 2011 16:00
DaRuDe

you choose to be loyal and sincere and will not talk or spread rumors or make any false accusation about them.

and if you in any case did under any circumstances your parts will be put into grinder machine and your nose tide to a jetski as your punishment.

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