The QL Rap showdown!

Any one can make rap songs here,im willing to hang out with you guys..

It is still mAY, and it’s forty sevEN

There is no wAY, to stay in this heavEN

For one more dAY, I have to hear a lessON

If I want to stAY, I shall drink chill’EN

And someone to sAY, u have to eat a melON

this is made todAY, forum reply in QL'EN

Aite Smoke's in da house so the show must go on

bring it back, this is RAP, wheres the beat Moron?!

Let me start with you Number 2 2 and Zero

fancy words, dizzle dazzle all like a hero

Superman with da mic thinks he's so dope

I'm Darth Vader, grab my saber and watch you choke!

220 volts now datz a joke, I could electrify ya and turn ya into a puff of smoke!

Now wheres that hottie trying to be all nottie

I'm sure she's some fattie who eats spaghetti

Looks like Yeti and smells like farty

But hey lets party, coz i think your smartie

No wait i lied just pullin ya legs

For you to look good i need 10 thousand PEGS!

Now itz back to you to write lines yo mama gave ya

xbox player trying to step into the ring of the Slayer!

I'll take you on to the break of dawn

The King Kat just layeth the smack down!

:P

i can rap the krap

but its time to wrap :(

HA HA... HA HA.. HA HA

missy elliot fans done rolling now stoned

so high they decided to pick the microphone

like ciara it wont be long when they gone

unless the dog doesnt care and is ok with an indecent bone

okay okay cheer up hold your tears

i give u a C for the pic and B for ur title

but my thumbs go down reading ur synopsis

i need to destroy it with a automatic rifle :P

and pump your assets much more often as a remedy

so ur nipples wont look like pimples to me

i am cold as in iceberg i must agree

but down under i possess lethal weaponry

but lil hot one u did pass the test

u got one to type about u at the best

so dont be shy get out of ur nest

look for a different opinion among the rest

may be u can make up for all your rap crap

u would need handful Js and a good nite nap

of course strictly no yap yap yap

wait wait wait.. here comes baazigar

u think u can just comment and smile like a joker..

this is the rap game

if u can't rap.. then u have no shame.

wahahahha .. Listen up QL freaky hot just grabbed a mic

i bet its a trauma falling off a bike

U think ur too hot for the middle east

well u still haven't experienced luv of a desert beast

beware of those pattans on the streets

they will "beep" u first and leave the rest to eat.

Y do girls like u talk 2 fukcin' much?

don't u think u sound lyk an immature bunch?

before i start on u.. u might think i'm getting personal

let me remind U & the others here that this is plain and professional.

here.. take ur fancy mic back and wear ur shoes

just go home and remove those fake makeup and tattoos

freaky hot ! ;-)

U guys so cool but need some serious heat.

what i'am abt to do now needs no beat.

not to forget my name gives u an introduction

u guys acting like ur modjo don't even function.

Smoke,Exlegend,drac,HBK n V

u guyz will make the biggest mistake trying to fukc with me.

U call this a QL Rap showdown?

well the show stopper is here so get prepared this thread to shutdown.

yuck, ur rhymes already proved U so ugly

bofore u write again,, a good start will b writing abt me..

bring it on QATAR,KUWAIT,OMAN,BAHRAIN or the whole middle east

i'm soo hot that ever year 1 melt 2 of these countries atleast.

now don't dirty picture me in ur mind with those sad pimples

they r soo big that for once i thought they r my nipples.

rest of u can get this thread going

cause right abt now i'll be bz rolling.

okay...

i am obliged to comply to the terms of the author

so i ll talk of change as its all about Qatar

second of nine changed to 18 december

ground zero corniche transformed to sky scrappers

secured silence invaded by noisy yap yap yappers

the faithless polluters

the alcohol abusers

the modern day builders

the new world educators

cant complain... of those less than sane... land cruisers

burnt asphalt and smokey tires

coz those lets me know i m still in Qatar

if u dont agree ... i repeat ... get rid of yo diapers

well well well

from ignorance i fell

coz some of the ryhmes

just made me yell

bloody what the hell

then a few lads pricked the feel of a cypher

that makes me more not to think of Qatar

even if i tried it wud be deserts till far

sealine and dunes in all the chapters

if u dont agree u better change your diapers

:P

MBK .. U pretend lyk beiber when u rap

It's funny hiding ur face behind that cap

Put it back on where it belongs to

Yup I'm talking abt rizk and his hopeless scalp.

Now for smoke, lemme smell what u r out off

Puff puff It's just a marlboro that expired Making me cough.

U say this thread has to b abt Qatar..

Well I say it don't even matter..

Cause where I'm from is not where I belong

Here ,take a guess with my vulgur attitude

Oh no don't mess cause Iam at my best dude.

My balls so big that skinny jeans don't fit

Urs shud reach puberty so just relax n sit.

This was my last rhyme before I hit the bed

Rest in peace Osama .. Holla at me if ur not dead.

-comment removed my admin-

Rap Through Qatari's eyes

Dont worry about me and who I fire

I get what I desire, its my empire

Yes I call all the shots I am the Umpire

I sprinkle holy water on the Vampire

2..2...2 twenty in da house..

It's funny cause this time it's on a keyboard n mouse.

Smoke gets clapped For bringing the wrong raps to the combat

U all lyk cartoon so lemme fatality u lyk mortal kombat

Yup.. This ain't a place for ur paint gun shootout with gats

Q'lers will b smack rapping over my feedback

Cause my intelligence begin where yours peaks at.

I'm superman when I grip the mic

The only way I'm slowin down Is I fblow a pound of kryptonite

From now on I'm a bully cause imma pick the fight.

Now go home , shutdown ur Pc an sit tight.

I'm hanging upside down in Qatar

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PS:

Why we gotta argue?

Why we gotta fight?

I just wanna write some rap here.

I wanna make it right

It’s like we both forgot what we were fighting for

So tell me why are we at war?

dracula we want rap related to Qatar not the lullabies you sing to put your bats to sleep at dawn!

I'm hanging upside down

I'm hanging upside down

Everybody look at me 'cause I'm hanging upside down (woaah)

I'm hanging upside down

I'm hanging upside down

Take a good hard look at the mothaf***in' hanging upside down (sha-sha-sha, oh ohhhh., yeah)

Qatar the land I call my home

It’s barren land unlike Rome

People from all of the world you can find

You have to keep up or be left behind

Locals drive LC as pride possession

Indians love Prado as an obsession

Shawarama and karak Chai are must

Dont ever take a loan just incase you get bust

Qa..Tar Sandpit as some like to say

If yer don’t like it then go away!

QL stare,

Rizks missing hair

Taliban Stare :L

Kulbhushan Kharbanda Stare

we play with words like we play with gurls

no frills no furls, we Men at Works

some are gentle, some are jerks

Keep them coming, your words I like to hear

I'm gonna light up a smoke and puff off into the atmosphere!

to Rizks:

Don’t be angry just be cOOL

Unless someone calls you fOOL

This reminds me with the schOOL

If you like it just say LOOL

Otherwise meet me in mALL

okay i feel like a rockstar

only without a guitar

excuse me for i mean no war

i just did not read the first rule i.e. related to Qatar

Cheers:)

FS you never ask for what reason I change ID and why

Ok let me tell you even if I am shy

I borrowed some money from Fellow Qler's

Dont feel like giving it back even if they Yell..er

So had to change ID to make them forget.d

Hoping to rob a few newbies instead!

ayeo Smoke..

u first title me mighty

and then call me a peasant

with nothing but a penny

that's very unpleasant

since i dont hear it from many

for u here is a present

see life is a dilemma

options breeding confusions

a stuck foot in the hole

is like an education

a dreaming soul still can hope

with past chapters as revisions

now i will click the X

or accept a termination :P

This was supposed to be related to Qatar

Left not drift from the topic too far

Ok

Every skip and hop

you get a mallu shop

hot chai and parotas

even nice samosas

take your car for a spin

lock your keys within

your driver drives like he's in mexico

your maid all the way from Filli-Po

Yo! Come to Qatar we Expect Amazing

we bring Lions on donkey's visas just for grass grazing

Smoke this week came with a rap

Many others woke with plenty other crap

I have no hope in my silly rap

as Rizks have no hope on his baldy scalp

bazi is so sharp where brite with a cap

milky have some swap written on the top

Excel is so deep in his funny rap.

m planning to rape tat Rap...

posted by tat chap named Osamabawab....:)

Rizks is Bald Rizks is Short

His ead is nofing but an Air--port

Still keeps a comb in his pocket

Keeps old picture with full hair in his locket!

Some one tell Rizks baldness is the new sexy thing

He can pull gals easy with a shaven ead and a few blings

Brit..cool....you sound like a raper..lol ooooopz Rapper..:)

MBK..lol you keep changing ids

Like you change your socks

its easy to idetify the stinkiest socks..

so better dont hide from us..:)

Rizks please define that stare...are you planning to rape or inviting someone to rape you?

Rape stare

*confused stare*

for ladies:

If someone ask your number

Tell him “I don’t remember”

Or tell him in more anger

That your b/f is stronger

And that on 1st December

He will just break his finger

So just be careful Mister

The god is always greater

Brother Brit in the house!

Let me try to turn this up a notch

Give you the benefit of doubt

If you can keep your eyes of my crotch

Rizk's baldness there aint no compare

He combs his head thinking he got hair

but the land in barren

he gets all chokey

When he thinks about the women that left him for SMOKEY!

Yo Baba black sheep Yo Baba Black sheep..

Have Yo any Wool ?

Yes sir, Yes sir 3 bags fool.

One for the master

One for the GAy

One for the little boy, who lives down the Bay....:)

Formatted Soul You make us guys go crazy

We were so active now you make us lazy

We were so jolly and funny

Now you accuse of us being Horny!

Rap - not rhymes... :O)

Yo, Bros, what is Rap

But some words strung togetha

which usually sound cr-ap

Que-El is the place to be

Its just like a big broken Fami-lee

Rizk-u, the bald-ass is a fly

Hear, the brother likes big butts and that am lie

Lures them in with Karak as bait

Then plies them with Choco-Late

Ok we got a crack at it from the mighty Exlegend

pretty deep thoughts coming from a peasant!

its like you go back in time, to earn your dime

you collect so many but it just adds up to a penny

Life is life, its the way you live it

its a biatch but you got to own it

You only live it once so you do it right

or it will grab you by the balls and squeeze it TIGHT!

mary had a little lamb,

her fleece was white as snow,

it followed her to school one day,

her father shot it dead,

now it goes to school with her between two pieces of bread

In Qatar there is a website, QL do you know that

Its background is colored white, and every user is fat

Coz they do day and night, their bashing and their chat

Someone is named like “cat”, searching for his missing hat

Other is searching a flat, existing or not I doubt

The last is posting his might, sitting in dark like bat

okay..

my brain is freezing

with all the smoke that i m breathing

no matter what i believe in

i seek no pleasure in living

bcoz

life is an illusion

a vision a creation

an entourage of nations

hiding The Revelation

yea yea..

There is no need for my introduction

it aint a needed information

though without any hesitation

seek n read the first human rights declaration

thats right...

I take a toke then choke ... zzzzzz... (lost connection)

Smoke smokes dopes

Dope keeps hopes

Hopes on a rope

Did u check ur horoscope?

OMG! this was supposed to be rap and is turning into senti love songs

Where is our britexpat with his pink thongs?

FS i'm just doing time pass

Its better than the other threads that just suck *beep*! :P

Lil Johnny Lil Johnny where have you been

I went to see lil Jenny but her father gave me grin

Lil Johnny lil Johnny what did you do there

I smiled at Jenny and gave her father a STARE!

yo smokey you gone crazy

you sound very cheesy

you think you are funny

We think you are phony...rather horny…(j/k) lol

I feel like flying with stars in the Skies

I am no longer trying to Survive

I believe that Life is a prize

But to live does not mean that your alive

It is not fare to see my dear

Rizk on the chair crying for some hair

It is not clever to give him a flower

thanking for his karak chay with a shiver.

Johnny is funny i like his jokes

johnny is even more funny after rum and coke

Johnny can sing and johnny can jive

But Pappu cant dance sala!

Johnny Johnny Yes papa

Eating Sugar? No papa

Telling lies? No papa

Open ur mouth, HAHAHA

Hell is well, for friends as well, who cares about the mods when All is well.. *shivering mode *

Welcome Thexonic, and yeah thanks for that tonic

But its hard to say if you were trying to rap

there was no rhythm there was no rhyme

How about you put in some effort next time?

I like what you've said

Comes from the heart not the head

but let me now give you a little Smoke-ing twist

coz i like doing what i do-ing best

Guilt you can laugh at my scribbling, coz they mean nothing

the little bell in your head goes ding a ding ding

No time like the present to forget your past

Dont forget to wask your underwear, put Comfort only last.

Osama drama still continues after he's got shot in the head

let the bugger swim with the fishes now that he's dead.

I hope we dont get in any further trouble chanting OBL

The modz might wake up and send our asssssses off to hell!

Obama Osama has same Mama,

One is black and the other is white,

every body in the house just go with the flow,

obama shot Osama and had no more,

thats the end and Obama Go Go GO

I think u should explore the world beyond and discover what's outside before this infection "boredom" takes over your mind.

fair try, might wanna consider looking for an actual "hobby". Rap... not so much.

Respect! Smoke Pinoy gals and gays are not for me

I'm looking for a gal who's nice and pretty

If you know of such gal please do let me know

I give you a free ticket for da May Queen show!

my name is osama, my friend is named obama

i lived in thumama, in night i use pyjama

my last name is bawab, a word which can be swap

don't tell me this is crap, it is just my own rap.!

I am still laughing, reading your scribbling

but time is not waiting , for further silly chatting

weekend is crawling, for cleaning and washing.

Now dont be racist dear MBK,

There nothing wrong with Pinoy gals and being Gay!

We all have fun in our own way

one bird in the hand is worth two in the HAY!

Bars too expensive for drinking

Bars too crowded for dancing

Bars full of Gays and pinoy gals

better stay home and with the pals

Desperate husbands watching whose BV?

Stick to your own and not the next door skinny.

temptation at its peak after the drinking session

be strong MBK, or you'll end up in deportation!

Good one!!

HA HA, i'm glad you aint my daddy

If you were, i'd ask you for money.

I'd make you pay through your nose

wash you out like two dollar hoes.

But hey aint you glad i aint so sick

dont get yourself into a 'guilt' trip!:p

Went to the bar, ordered a drink

A bottle of Corona cost me mint

Now like all deserate people watching TV

Just like desperate husbands watching their BV

you are so creative :)

smoke is smoke ,

just chilled like coke ,

now lets go for a smoke :(

smoke my lad, I am not your dad

But I feel so bad, when I see you sad.

Oh Milky, your hair so silky

No wait you bath twice a year, you R so stinky

what does QLSG got that Qatar does not

get out on your own, hit the bars, have a shot!

So instead of QLSG I join the QLVG

I go to da Beach to clean rather a Barbie

Dishyuuuuuuuuuuummm!!!!!!!!!!

Rizk you fool, stop acting cool

You dropped out of school, coz you were a tool!

The Pope is nice, tell him i said Hey YOU!

Next time i'm in the Vatican, he can shake my hand too!

My name is MilkyBar Kid you know what I mean

I apply for QLSG but DaRuDe won't Let me in!

Yo man Smoke !

U hav no Hope....:)

I met the Pope, he said giv my regards to Smoke !

Now this is not a Joke....:)

Thats your rap?

I'm sure you can come up with better krap!

Be more creative, see far beyond

dont be the little frog in the pond.

in full of fear :(