Just for laughs!
Funeral Procession!
Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course. One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by. He then puts his cap back on and proceeds to tee off.
"Gee Harry, that was a very nice gesture on your part. It was very thoughtful and respectful of you to do that," his friend says.
"Well," Harry replies, "I was married to her for 30 years, it was the least I could do." (:o
Britexpat was stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day he saw something floating towards the island, and as it got closer, he saw it was a blond on a makeshift raft, and wearing a wetsuit.
She made it to shore and walked up to brit and asked how long he has been here.
Brit answered 10 years.
She asked, "how long has it been since you have had a cigarette"?
Brit answered 10 years, so she unzipped a pocket on her wetsuit and gave him a cigarette.
Then she asked, "how long since you have had a drink"?
Brit answered 10 years, so she unzipped another pocket and pulled out a flask of whiskey.
She then started to seductively unzip the front of her wetsuit, and asked..."how long since you have played around"?
Brit got all excited and asked..."Do you have golf clubs with you"?
Haha... gr8 husband...
I've been trying to teach Cabbage's hubby the basics of golf , but the problem seems to be his drive.
Cabbage stands on it and doesn't let us out. :O(
Nice one!
nice one... playing golf is better than being with the wife...
Very funny lol