Top 10 'unanswerable' questions revealed

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JEEVES' UNANSWERABLES

1. What is the meaning of life?

2. Is there a God?

3. Do blondes have more fun?

4. What is the best diet?

5. Is there anybody out there?

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

7. What is love?

8. What is the secret to happiness?

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

10. How long will I live?

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By one_shot• 20 Sep 2010 21:07
one_shot

Is Elvis still alive?

By flanostu• 20 Sep 2010 20:47
Rating: 4/5
flanostu

1. refer answer 7

2. no

3. yes, if she cooks steak

4. steak

5. hello!

6. the guy who created steak & bj day

7. steak and a bj

8. refer answer 1

9. yes, he didn't get a bj and his steak was overcooked

10. early, if you don't celebrate answer 6.

By cnadnaan• 20 Sep 2010 20:30
cnadnaan

1. What is the meaning of life?

wen u compromise certain things, thats life !

2. Is there a God?

HE better be there coz i don wan my prayers to go for a waste ! :/

3. Do blondes have more fun?

I shud be with one and then u can say they do have more fun :P

4. What is the best diet?

Eat whatever.. but at the same time work out or play some sport.. no need to follow any diet..

5. Is there anybody out there?

Always :/ my boss is always out there to see what im upto

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

Osama Bin Laden

7. What is love?

to forgive n forget.. to love and to be loved !

8. What is the secret to happiness?

too complicated to define !! human being is never happy n contented with what he has...

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

I don give a flying monkey's A** if he dead o not. . not related to me in any ways

10. How long will I live?

Until im still wondering if i ve been happy o not in life and hoping that one day(wen im happy) will come !!

By anonymous• 20 Sep 2010 18:10
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

1. What is the meaning of life?

- Whatever you want it to be. An individual decision. Also a dam funny movie.

2. Is there a God?

- Almost certainly not.

3. Do blondes have more fun?

- Hells yeah.

4. What is the best diet?

- Follow your instincts.

5. Is there anybody out there?

- I really hope there's intelligence out there (because there's bugger all down here on earth...)

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

- Dolly Parton

7. What is love?

- love is when someone else's happiness is more important to you than your own happiness.

8. What is the secret to happiness?

- Low drama, high action

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

- who?

10. How long will I live?

- As long as you choose to.

By Xena• 20 Sep 2010 17:51
Xena

1. What is the meaning of life? You mean there is one?

2. Is there a God? I sure hope so, cause if not I am being a good person for nothing;-P

3. Do blondes have more fun? Hmmmm.....

4. What is the best diet? The Seefood diet:-P

5. Is there anybody out there? Unfortunately yes... my colleagues....

6. Who is the most famous person in the world? Osama bin Laden;-P

7. What is love? Baby dn't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.... OH, you didn't mean the song?

8. What is the secret to happiness? Shhhh... its a secret....

9. Did Tony Soprano die? :-( yes

10. How long will I live?

Long enough to keep enjoying my Seefood diet?

By FathimaH• 20 Sep 2010 17:13
FathimaH

We are a rebellious bunch...saw the words 'unanswerable' so decided to "answer" !

By FathimaH• 20 Sep 2010 17:08
FathimaH

1. What is the meaning of life? being alive and kicking

2. Is there a God? Yes!

3. Do blondes have more fun? depends on which part of the world they dwell

4. What is the best diet? low fat and low cal..no carbs after 5pm!

5. Is there anybody out there?maybe...rather out there than in here though!

6. Who is the most famous person in the world? too many to name. Fame is easy!

7. What is love? opposite of hate

8. What is the secret to happiness? undying faith

9. Did Tony Soprano die?Google it=p

10. How long will I live?Refer to answer "2"..HE knows!

By Mrs.Miss• 20 Sep 2010 17:06
Mrs.Miss

Did somebody say we should answer these questions here? Why not give a more "unanswerable" question. Like, why is the banana bent?

By jegzy• 20 Sep 2010 17:05
jegzy

Hi every body,

My employers have submitted my documents with the immigration office to process my entry work visa. I was told by my HR people that it might take 3 weeks for the process. But this is the 7th weeks now.Does any body have an idea of the kind of time it takes. Slowly beginning to lose hope. I will appreciate your inputs.

jegzy

By soniya• 20 Sep 2010 17:05
soniya

What did they say exactly?? 3 weeks or 3 days??

BTW, this is not a proper place to ask your query..Better post it in Q & A section or create another thread..thanks

By gudone• 20 Sep 2010 17:00
gudone

1. What is the meaning of life?

Check dictionary

2. Is there a God?

Yes, sure, definitly, no doubt..

3. Do blondes have more fun?

not more & not less

4. What is the best diet?

anaconda

5. Is there anybody out there?

noooooooooooooooooo

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

not me

7. What is love?

love is a feeling

8. What is the secret to happiness?

shhhhhhhhh secret!!

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

pls i killd him.. now dont ask y

10. How long will I live?

hmmmmmmmmmm it depends on ur deeds

By stanley_mnl• 20 Sep 2010 16:58
stanley_mnl

1. What is the meaning of life? nothing.

2. Is there a God? yes, inside ur heart.

3. Do blondes have more fun? no, they are insane.

4. What is the best diet? junk food.

5. Is there anybody out there? yes, our guard.

6. Who is the most famous person in the world? God.

7. What is love? love is temptation.

8. What is the secret to happiness? just laugh.

9. Did Tony Soprano die? he never live.

10. How long will I live? just stay with me.

By soniya• 20 Sep 2010 16:54
soniya

Let me try my turn..:)

1. What is the meaning of life?

--> Life is unpredictable...

http://www.whyistheresomething.com/

2. Is there a God?

--> May be or may not be...(i don't believe actually)

3. Do blondes have more fun?

--> No idea...But heard that they are the most amazing and a shocking creation by GOD..(no offence).:)))

4. What is the best diet?

--> There is nothing like BEST DIET...Just have moderate quantity of food..

5. Is there anybody out there?

--> I don't know..what r u talking about??

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

--> Oh, i think there are many..

7. What is love?

--> Better stay away from it..:)

8. What is the secret to happiness?

--> Just be yourself and believe in loving and giving..

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

--> Do i know him?? Naaaah!! i haven't even heard his/her name..lol

10. How long will I live?

---> Ah, i don't wish to live for long..I just want a peaceful death...

By Rev.s• 20 Sep 2010 16:54
Rating: 2/5
Rev.s

1. What is the meaning of life?

Life is Experience, hardship,story its beautiful when u love every thing around U

2. Is there a God?

Yes,Right Inside you and everywhere around You

3. Do blondes have more fun?

I am Not Blond but I go max to have fun.

4. What is the best diet?

Everything that pleases my taste Buds

5. Is there anybody out there?

Somebody is Out dere..

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

Mohammaed SAW is MOST Famous Person In the world, which includes Past,Present,Future

7. What is love?

Undefined,Meaningless,Limitless,Hopeless, Forgiveness,Trusth,faith,Infinity,Unseen desire everything is Love

8. What is the secret to happiness?

Forgive and try to Forget...

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

I don't know Tony Soprano,

10. How long will I live?

As Long as I m not Dead...:)

By anonymous• 20 Sep 2010 16:45
anonymous

1. What is the meaning of life? The meaning of life is why you are here, what your experience is all about and what it all means. Only you know that answer.

By Smoked.Salmon• 20 Sep 2010 16:43
Rating: 3/5
Smoked.Salmon

1. What is the meaning of life?

Only God Knows

2. Is there a God?

See above

3. Do blondes have more fun?

They seem to try to

4. What is the best diet?

Pork and booze

5. Is there anybody out there?

I hope not

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

probably Ricky Martin

7. What is love?

Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me...no more

8. What is the secret to happiness?

Pork and Booze

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

See answer 1

10. How long will I live?

hopefully long enough

By somi1996• 20 Sep 2010 16:38
somi1996

Very well said by britexpat .. Nice ! :)

By Mr M.• 20 Sep 2010 16:36
Rating: 4/5
Mr M.

1)Life is complicated,our daily routines is part of it.

2)Yes.It is ALLAH SWT or GOD ALMIGHTY that has created us and evrything around us.

3)No.

4)You are what you eat.

5)Sure there is

6)Sheikh Osama Bin Laden.

7)Love is beautiful.

8)Taking life as it comes.

9)Yes he did.

10)ALLAH AALAM.

By mjamille28• 20 Sep 2010 16:35
mjamille28

1. What is the meaning of life? -- ask Mr. Webster :P

2. Is there a God? -- maybe

3. Do blondes have more fun? -- no

4. What is the best diet? --see-food diet :P

5. Is there anybody out there? -- certainly not me.. :P

6. Who is the most famous person in the world? -- ME! :P

7. What is love? -- is a four-letter word.. :P

8. What is the secret to happiness? -- secret!

9. Did Tony Soprano die? -- who the hell is he?

10. How long will I live? -- as long as I want.. :P

By anonymous• 20 Sep 2010 16:32
anonymous

1. What is the meaning of life?- Nothing

2. Is there a God?- No

3. Do blondes have more fun?- Yes

4. What is the best diet?- None

5. Is there anybody out there?- Yes

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?- Angelina Jolie

7. What is love?- Bullshyte

8. What is the secret to happiness?- Act happy to feel happy

9. Did Tony Soprano die?- Yes

10. How long will I live?- 59 Years 348 days

By bubblymom• 20 Sep 2010 16:31
bubblymom

i'll try later.

By rp_63077• 20 Sep 2010 16:29
rp_63077

For S.No. 2 "Is there a GOD?"

You can answer it right away by looking at your sorrounding and you will find there is.

By britexpat• 20 Sep 2010 16:27
Rating: 2/5
britexpat

1. What is the meaning of life?

It's a film by Monty Python

2. Is there a God?

Yes! and he watches over us all.

3. Do blondes have more fun?

Yes, definitely.

4. What is the best diet?

See food... You see food and eat it..

5. Is there anybody out there?

Yes! It's Mrs. Expat..

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

At present, President Obama..

7. What is love?

Love is ..... just search on QL..

8. What is the secret to happiness?

Not taking life too seriously.

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

Yes... Until the script writers come up with a new spin off series.

10. How long will I live?

Till the day of my death..

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