Marriage --One liners
Marriage one liners...for the newly married...oldies too!!
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2.There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married – and now he is going thru hell.
3.A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds : ” Wife wanted”. Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing “You can have mine.”
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
5. It’s easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, “If you don’t promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife.”
The poor man wrote back, ” I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.”
7. “What’s the matter, you look depressed.” “I’m having trouble with my wife.” “What happened?” “She said she wasn’t going to speak to me for 30 days.”
"But that ought to make you happy.” “It did, but today is the last day.”
8.”Darling,” whispered a frail little husband from his chair. ” I’m very sick, would you please call me a vet?”.
“A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?”
The husband replied. Because I work like a horse,live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow.”
Marriages are not always made for each other FU. They need to be worked on day and in and day out till both fit in well together. There are no made for each other marriages.
They are made for each other over a period of time through patience, understanding, compromise and a bit of sacrifice..
goodone
you are welcome ...
.... thanks....
How can people still wish to get married even after reading all these 'facts'?
:) ... thats like a gud gal ..you didnt forget anything what i said ...
u have a nice memory ..i must say
u told me once ur experience!!! so i rem tht on readin it
Gudone..howcome you liked only that? having any real experience ??? :P
"wife wanted"... OMG... i likd tht most
all are 2 or 3 liners .. but i just loved them all.. infact most of them are FACT :)
Amazing too
but why go through all the pain of adjustment? Everyone should earn for themselves and be self sufficient. LOL
PS - I'am just kidding!
hahahaha.....................i love this note
I might get crushed.
Penguins are in Antarctic buddy. Maybe a strong and big slav woman???
No one. And I like it that way :)Maybe I'll find a bird there too. Penguine.
Toes are the ones that are affected first and then depending on protection level fingers too are in danger. So who will keep you WARM there FU??
frostbite eats all the loose ends of the body. Is it true really?
I'am worried for my fingers now.
Sure nothing toxic except frost bite.
Nothing Toxic!
Then FU we could have to consign you to Siberia to appreciate marriage better.
None of them are one liners... more like One Sentence
Btw I have one of my own:
1. Ban Marriages and stone the married.
How's that?
I am in SAFE mode
Hey no drmana just giving spreading a little 'gyan'. I am all for marriage and all the lovely things that come with it.
Mehnis, have you joined the Ban Marriage Campaign as well? Lol
Absolutely amazing...really liked all the points..
Absolutely amazing...really liked all the points..