Irresistible to women...

A man found a bottle on the beach.
He opened it and out popped a genie, who gave the man three wishes. The man wished for a million dollars, and poof!
There was a million dollars.

Then he wished for a convertible, and poof!
There was a convertible.

And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women...

Poof!

He turned into a box of chocolates.

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An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other. The young man noticed that the older man always had a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loved peanuts.
One day while the older man was away from his desk, the young man couldn't resist and went to the old man's jar and ate over half the peanuts. When the old man returned, the young man felt guilty and confessed to taking the peanuts.
The old man responded, "That's ok. Since I lost my teeth all I can do is lick the chocolate off the M&Ms."

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An elderly man lay dying in his bed.
In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.
Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. He slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and, with even greater effort, forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door, gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out on the kitchen table, were hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.
Mustering one final effort, he threw himself toward the table. His aged and withered hand painstakingly made its way toward a cookie when it was suddenly smacked by a spatula.
"Stay out of those," said his wife, "they're for the funeral."