The Perfect Husband
An old one but good one....makes me smile everytime i read it :-)
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $10,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 models.. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$40,00,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ..... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,50,00,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,25,00,000. ... They will probably take it. If not, we can go for the extra amount.. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
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"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
lolz..thnx for sharing again
:)
Nalla.... :p
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Men will wrangle for religion, write for it, fight for it, die for it, anything but live for it
lols........thanx.
hhhhhmmmm ..................(indeed)
...listen to the sound of silence....
same to you,buddy! \m/
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
lolzzzz
Have a great week end... Have fun..:)
Sleep well and have fun on the weekend!!!
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
lol
i'm scared now this could be me !!!! (mobile owner i mean) :)
Yalla!
Same to u saggi ..
just thought of putting a smile on ppls faces before they quit for the weekend :-) have a gud weekend pajju and khanan :-)
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
Thanks for the laugh...:)
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
lol yes old but nice :) allready posted :P