Patty Whack.... :P
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the clerk.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?' The bank manager looks back at her and says...
'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan..... His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
>(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are..) Have a light and easy day to all! :P
This old man, he played FOUR;
He played knick-knack on my FLOOR.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give the dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played THREE;
He played knick-knack on my KNEE.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.
and there's more...i dont remember till how many knick knack that old man played.. :P
Yup thats correct. A lot more verses thought.
Here's the first 2.
This old man, he played one;
He played knick-knack on my thumb.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played two;
He played knick-knack on my shoe.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.
what was the real line.. i tried real hard to recollect and came out with
Knick knack Paddy whack give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
was that correct?
...Avada Kedavra..
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