QLer's Jan Report

DaRuDe
By DaRuDe

Khanan is stuggling day and night how to escape from his wife grips and go out enjoy with his friends.
Amoud is wondering why cant i be meanie.
Qatarisun smackin her on desk when will the damn work end.
Gypsy is still shocked after finding roaches in her car trunk.
Alexa is phew so many plants to plant long day.
Jauntie 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 hurry UK here i come.
Novitta is busy lookin for Jobless mums around Doha.
Speed is roaming around in Indus area street at midnight lookin for victims.
Colt45 ah am horny i need to go find Ksa r7 or rayz now
Azilana damn my birthday just pass am getting older older older sigh
Fs jaw is still on floor wonderin whats going on QL.
Owen ah atlast am free from the big hectic group work.
Kind Edshel Argh who the hell told me to get in IT.
NFH is well snoring loud that she woke the dead in graves.
r7 why the hell do i have to work on weekends. &^%&$^%(^%&$^% QA
lously wish i could go to work at 10am and get back home at 12pm.
Britexpat wish i could make love with me Sexy pink Kia BUT HOW.
Jasskat same thing snoring loud i can hear it :D
Scarlett what the hell am i suppose to do today no job.
Desert Queen these dogs are really DOGS.
Ksarat16 &^%%$*^# i wana go home dont want to work.
Tallg argh damn why is it so cold my balls are frozen.
Ahmad still cant trust his skill after friday night lose (deletion of topics and posts)
qatari ah man that was a busy busy month.
Kelly damn the weather cant go out fishing.
Tcom ah wish i was in goa and could spend my lovely youth days there flirting around.
Carol2008 well you can see she is going to blow ezdan.
Flanostu ah man so much work where is my beer get me some.
Spicemom ah am back doha i miss you i love
Victorbhatt damn when will recieve my QL Peace noble prize.
Red Pope daaaaaaaaamn &%%&^^ me i lost my bet just by 1 day to Da. POPIE WHERE IS MY CASH :D
Rizks bittin his fingers why no one is talkin to me.
ME ah where to start and where to end am gettin blond dont know what to do.

By anonymous• 1 Feb 2009 17:52
anonymous

has nothing to do from her life (what the hell, is Doha!), so she writes this very interesting posts...

By Loulsy• 29 Jan 2009 08:46
Loulsy

I'm late to see this but hehehehe oh so trueeeee

Da.. why can i go to work at 10 am and finish work at 10:10 am :D

WYSIWYG

By desert_queen• 28 Jan 2009 18:35
desert_queen

:P LOL

Only Love & Respect of Others Make us Human

Dogs in Doha

By Victory_278692• 28 Jan 2009 17:30
Victory_278692

still 3 days to go and need your report to be finally ready for submission by Feb 1, first thing in the morning! (Relax and cool, am just kidding).

Aim is to live in peace and not in a race to gain any award!

Will check your final report on FEB 1, so keep working D'De

By blue_blazer• 28 Jan 2009 12:24
blue_blazer

very keen observation!!! nice one

By DaRuDe• 28 Jan 2009 12:24
DaRuDe

you just went and then never showed up. last i heard was you were in Dubai airport and after that nothing now guess that was about 13months ago

By blue_blazer• 28 Jan 2009 12:21
blue_blazer

where's the comment for the other oldies?????? he he he

By abohmaid• 28 Jan 2009 11:14
abohmaid

"ME ah where to start and where to end am gettin blond dont know what to do."

learn me how to peek in the ladies rest room

By Vegas• 28 Jan 2009 11:14
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By Beela• 28 Jan 2009 09:35
Beela

Ha ha...I think they only started the process 2 weeks ago. I'll be in Doha February 23rd!

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Veni, Vedi, Visa! ~ I came, I saw, I shopped!

By DaRuDe• 28 Jan 2009 09:32
DaRuDe

hmm your might me like this.

%$&^%&$&*%$(^% those &*(%&*^%*(*%(% HR officials taking so long i wana go to Qatar now now now

By Beela• 28 Jan 2009 09:31
Beela

Funny stuff!

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Veni, Vedi, Visa! ~ I came, I saw, I shopped!

By anonymous• 28 Jan 2009 09:26
anonymous

DaRuDe....Good work....speaks well about your observation and memory!!

By Rania M• 28 Jan 2009 08:58
Rania M

ok sorry boss

By Dracula• 28 Jan 2009 08:55
Dracula

This is DaRuDe's Monthly Report-thread!

PM for "favors" :)

(sorry for hijack, Boss)

By Rania M• 28 Jan 2009 08:54
Rania M

:-D i need a favour :)

By Dracula• 28 Jan 2009 08:52
Dracula

Yes?

By Rania M• 28 Jan 2009 08:51
Rania M

dracyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

By DaRuDe• 28 Jan 2009 08:30
DaRuDe

Jasskat yea my cam is fixed in your bedroom :D

and NFH all you do is knit nothing else

Spicemom yea will see more of you for next month

and Vegas damn how did i forget you ah well sorry next time

By Vegas• 28 Jan 2009 03:52
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By spicemom• 28 Jan 2009 03:31
spicemom

darude - thank you for mentioning me in yr 'report' up there-lol

you get what you deserve.........

By anonymous• 28 Jan 2009 00:56
anonymous

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

looky looky, I can snore and knit at the same time zzzzzzz

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By Gulfline07• 27 Jan 2009 20:31
Gulfline07

im present

By jassKat• 27 Jan 2009 20:27
jassKat

Da you pervert woflie sneaking in watching me sleep again. Will get you for that one :P

 

 

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 27 Jan 2009 15:26
DaRuDe

you guys are connected to few here i am connected to you all so sorry if i forgot some of you no worries next time :P

By LEB-XPAT• 27 Jan 2009 14:55
LEB-XPAT

heheh

nice observation Da

all QL'ers watch out feb report is to come soon :)

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By Eagley• 27 Jan 2009 14:50
Eagley

Wolfie, yew fergot meeee! Out of site soud not b out of mine yew noe....

By qatarisun• 27 Jan 2009 14:39
qatarisun

now, as i said in the other thread, i think we need a Document Controller to start filing and systematizing DRD Reports...

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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

By Gypsy• 27 Jan 2009 14:39
Gypsy

It was fruit flies caused by the broken pipe dripping raw sewage into my kitchen not my car Da. :p

By Rizks• 27 Jan 2009 14:34
Rizks

Imao Colt ....:)

By Pajju• 27 Jan 2009 14:33
Pajju

after u see him ? wat will happen ?

By Colt45• 27 Jan 2009 14:33
Colt45

The Boss of the thread is BOSS-DA (not to be read as one name) but as Boss DaRuDe, ... lmao!!!

By Rizks• 27 Jan 2009 14:33
Rizks

lol UkEng....

No Zoo will accept him, coz NO animals in Zoo will bare His presence ..:(

By Pajju• 27 Jan 2009 14:33
Pajju

Uk :)

By GodFather.• 27 Jan 2009 14:31
GodFather.

So thats the report on Pajju then.. he was sick for two weeks.. and I was thinking that you was in the zoo..lol

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By anonymous• 27 Jan 2009 14:30
anonymous

WHO IS THE BOZZ OF THREAT,, LET ME SEE HIM?

By Colt45• 27 Jan 2009 14:29
Colt45

No more beautiful morning now coz you havta tell someone else she's beautiful every morning or you'll be having your balls and fried brinjals for lunch i guess... lol!!!

Been doing ok buddy, how's it going with you?

By Pajju• 27 Jan 2009 14:27
Pajju

Uk was sick last 2 weeks .. was on bed rest .. Rizks :)) hehe

By Rizks• 27 Jan 2009 14:26
Rizks

Pajju is here !!! OMG

Plz dont hijack the boss thread or else get urself ready to face the lemonade squeezer..:(

By GodFather.• 27 Jan 2009 14:26
GodFather.

Hey Pajju nice to see your back.. where the heck you have been?

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By ksarat16• 27 Jan 2009 14:26
ksarat16

WTF have you been doing wrecking my image...azz...!!! how have you been doing brother...whats happening...Hmmm nooo its no more those beautiful morning my friend, there has been a lot lot after that!!! :P

By abohmaid• 27 Jan 2009 14:25
abohmaid

just bcoz i havnt pinky kia

forgeting me

By Pajju• 27 Jan 2009 14:23
Pajju

lol Da i like it Rizk report :)

By GodFather.• 27 Jan 2009 14:23
GodFather.

Well said Risk.. or we get Paju on him..

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By Rizks• 27 Jan 2009 14:21
Rizks

rezymalik....

stop ur cranky jokes or else the bozz of this tread will squeeze ur ballz in that lemonade sqeezer ...:(

By Colt45• 27 Jan 2009 14:17
Colt45

Hell yeah, when KSA first started on here, I was his "BEST" friend... I don't think that is the case now, or at least not after these comments about him.. ;-)

By Khanan• 27 Jan 2009 14:15
Khanan

REPOST

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By Khanan• 27 Jan 2009 14:14
Khanan

You know him very well...I think...

Quite amazing observation about oor Darling KSA..

and Rania :?

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By Colt45• 27 Jan 2009 14:09
Colt45

Da, I'm not moaning, I was pulling off a KSA there... oh and another one "sheesh, i just think my burp went off from the wrong outlet"... lol!!!!

KSA - wake your A up and reply!!!

By Rania M• 27 Jan 2009 14:08
Rania M

Da?

By anonymous• 27 Jan 2009 14:08
anonymous

is my name there in the missing one's....?

hehehee

By owen• 27 Jan 2009 14:07
owen

hehehe Darude.. not really.. :P

[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

By anonymous• 27 Jan 2009 14:06
anonymous

KSA CANNOT REPLY COZ HER/HIS STATUS IS SET TO BUSY AWAY

By GodFather.• 27 Jan 2009 14:04
GodFather.

Your forgiven wolfie..woof woof

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By DaRuDe• 27 Jan 2009 14:03
DaRuDe

sooooooooooo many of you and i still miss alot of name.

no worries next month report

By GodFather.• 27 Jan 2009 14:02
GodFather.

Now I know why I am not getting any invites to QLSG?..lol

have I said anything..where is DRAC in the report?

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By panda• 27 Jan 2009 14:02
panda

where are you Ksa, you should reply!!

By DaRuDe• 27 Jan 2009 14:00
DaRuDe

is doin that why are you moanin then

By anonymous• 27 Jan 2009 14:00
anonymous

i didn't know yet, what the topic was, and where heads to...?

By Khanan• 27 Jan 2009 13:59
Khanan

Yea the innocent one!!!

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By Colt45• 27 Jan 2009 13:58
Colt45

KSA is more like... ahh what a beautiful day, oh it's the weekend, oh I just wet my pants... lmao!!!

How's it going douche?

By anonymous• 27 Jan 2009 13:58
anonymous

ya hindi... why you dont posting in english...?

By anonymous• 27 Jan 2009 13:56
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

.............................................

By anonymous• 27 Jan 2009 13:56
anonymous

I wasn't aware of your mixup... others too reading here,not both of you...

By ksarat16• 27 Jan 2009 13:53
ksarat16

Whats happening in here...too many people up there...And whats that I see my name with a lot of foul language...sheeesh so bad for my reputation...Darude how mean of you, I dont use such language... poor innocent me!

By Colt45• 27 Jan 2009 13:53
Colt45

Yeh R7 is just a hop, skip and "jump" away from my office... I wonder if he's reading this... ??? Nice one though... ;-)

By anonymous• 27 Jan 2009 13:52
anonymous

NO COMMENTS BY RANIA YET!!!

By Colt45• 27 Jan 2009 13:50
Colt45

Do you think I care about my image with Da? He and me go a long way back, so sit back, relax and enjoy the reading.

By panda• 27 Jan 2009 13:47
panda

wow very nice thing Da

By DaRuDe• 27 Jan 2009 13:44
DaRuDe

ah ok ok will add some thing nice for you.

By Colt45• 27 Jan 2009 13:42
Rating: 3/5
Colt45

You forgot me kameene...

Colt45 - Pops in every once in a while, comments and leaves, trying to figure if he's coming, going or gone already... :-D

See I made your work easy...

By Khanan• 27 Jan 2009 13:39
Khanan

You are on spot..

that day I saw you in Souk...you said it...

and nice tips...

Office mate are confused seeing me laughing in front of computer screen...

Dmighty...alot are in same boats in with diff wives....:D

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By anonymous• 27 Jan 2009 13:35
anonymous

whz up dude'z, whz the topic abt?

By Amoud• 27 Jan 2009 13:34
Amoud

Lol, Alexa, when I was mild tempered I guess the Jimmy Choo's were the weapon of choice. Now Da gets me in all kinds of shit, had to upgrade the artilery.

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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"

By novita77• 27 Jan 2009 13:32
novita77

lol ... very funny Da ! x

By Rizks• 27 Jan 2009 13:31
Rizks

the silencer of the Pink Kia :)

By Rania M• 27 Jan 2009 13:28
Rania M

interesting observation Da..

By qatarisun• 27 Jan 2009 13:26
qatarisun

not only blushing.. he couldn't raise his eyes to look at me.. :)

kidding kidding...

Khanan, i know what you have to do.. try to "establish" your own business and to pretend to be very busy days and nights..."Stay" at your office till very very late, get your office number transferred to your mobile so she could call you any time during the night and you will be able to answer her..

need more tips? consult me.. for you - free of charge

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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

By DaRuDe• 27 Jan 2009 13:25
DaRuDe

can you help guiding birtexpat how to you know with his Pink Kia i feel pity :D

By DaRuDe• 27 Jan 2009 13:20
DaRuDe

should have mentioned

Amoud has her bat now and is ready to hit some nutz with it so dont mess with her. :D

By Formatted Soul• 27 Jan 2009 13:19
Formatted Soul

I can see Khanan blushing..lol

By anonymous• 27 Jan 2009 13:18
anonymous

Khanan and I are in the same boat! Of course, with different wives! Lol!

"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"

By qatarisun• 27 Jan 2009 13:18
Rating: 3/5
qatarisun

yeah yeah yeah Khanan... 5 years.. year, we believe you..

when your wife is beside you, you think differently.. other day you even didn't give me a hug when she was around! My hub never minds to hug others' wifes, you can learn from him.. :)

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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

By Amoud• 27 Jan 2009 13:17
Amoud

Hmmm, I am getting better.... you should have mentioned that :) I was mean in January, it was December I had the problem with lol.... Da showed me the way

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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"

By Rizks• 27 Jan 2009 13:15
Rizks

lol Khanan....

By JunX• 27 Jan 2009 13:15
JunX

Yup...People are missing in that list... ;)

By SPEED• 27 Jan 2009 13:15
SPEED

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By azilana7037• 27 Jan 2009 13:13
Rating: 2/5
azilana7037

DARUDE will put you in the list...lol

By Khanan• 27 Jan 2009 13:12
Khanan

zalima bore shaway yam....

sa ata pata de na lagee.. next gathering ka mala special CSD ba raware...tol pakisatni ganay..

PS: its a top secret b/w me and DaRuling so no crying about "ENGLISH PLZ"....:D

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By panda• 27 Jan 2009 13:12
panda

many blonds in here, just get experience from them :p

By DaRuDe• 27 Jan 2009 13:10
DaRuDe

i might add you guys too

By Formatted Soul• 27 Jan 2009 13:09
Formatted Soul

very nice observation...

your report will be approved by all the members..lol

By Rizks• 27 Jan 2009 13:08
Rizks

lol DaRuDe.... great observations !!

By Khanan• 27 Jan 2009 13:08
Khanan

:)

this been not only in JAN..its 5 year now...:)

LOOOL..this is so untrue..:)

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By Victory_278692• 27 Jan 2009 13:06
Victory_278692

what about rest.......this is incomplete report for Jan....still 5 days to go in Jan

By t_coffee_or_me• 27 Jan 2009 13:06
Rating: 4/5
t_coffee_or_me

Interesting observation

 

 

 

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By DaRuDe• 27 Jan 2009 13:06
DaRuDe

i will keep on addin other members

chill

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