Woman calls police after hubby takes Viagra!

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By britexpat

Ladies, there's no need to panic.. Its just a pill and men do it for your pleasure....

An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.

Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.

Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."

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By anonymous• 4 Dec 2008 13:24
anonymous

Made in England of course.

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

By anonymous• 4 Dec 2008 13:15
anonymous

funny...

By britexpat• 4 Dec 2008 13:10
britexpat

Be careful.. There's a lot of fake ones coming in from Egypt..:o)

By the way, a lot of old fogies from USA were crossing overf to Canada to get the tablets..

They were calling the area "Viagra Falls"

By anonymous• 4 Dec 2008 12:48
anonymous

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

By Thakur 007• 4 Dec 2008 12:45
Thakur 007

''here in Bahrain''??

R you in Bahrain OR Qatar??

By anonymous• 4 Dec 2008 12:36
anonymous

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

By gail.hershey• 4 Dec 2008 12:29
gail.hershey

hahahhha! sooo funny!

By anonymous• 3 Dec 2008 22:25
anonymous

i am kidding too. never mind

NEPAL

By Pajju• 3 Dec 2008 22:22
Pajju

just kiddin :)

By anonymous• 3 Dec 2008 22:17
anonymous

now more idot ;)lol

NEPAL

By Pajju• 3 Dec 2008 22:13
Pajju

frank with us :) lolz plzz share ur exp here :P

By anonymous• 3 Dec 2008 22:09
anonymous

Exp ????????????? Lajim ;) he he he

NEPAL

By panda• 3 Dec 2008 22:08
panda

it looks like an old car fitted by Bugatti engine!

By Pajju• 3 Dec 2008 22:05
Pajju

got exp ? :))))00

By anonymous• 3 Dec 2008 22:03
anonymous

he he he he he he he Funny

NEPAL

By heero_yuy2• 3 Dec 2008 21:59
heero_yuy2

The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly

So is this a divorce then?

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By mjamille28• 3 Dec 2008 10:19
Rating: 2/5
mjamille28

....more on old men.... :P

At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexer t himself if they spend the entire night together.After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once.You are truly a great lover, Roger.'

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?'

The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.

By britexpat• 3 Dec 2008 10:04
britexpat

Give the guy credit for still having the "urge" at his age..

By prettyice2007• 3 Dec 2008 09:43
prettyice2007

oh geez...thats really something!!!lol

By King Edshel• 3 Dec 2008 09:40
King Edshel

I can make a short movie out of this ... start to imagine things now and ... ok will stop here :)

Guess his dream turned into a nightmare ...

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)

By Victory_278692• 3 Dec 2008 09:31
Victory_278692

at this Age, quite risky?

By who.am.i• 3 Dec 2008 08:48
who.am.i

not good for guys over 80's having s$%!

he could have a heart attack! its not healthy! :-)

cheers,

paul

By Diplomat - me• 3 Dec 2008 08:35
Diplomat - me

hahaha, so funny!!! no need to call 999, just put ice cubes on it.

By mjamille28• 3 Dec 2008 07:56
mjamille28

whooaa!!! down boy..... :P

By Rizks• 3 Dec 2008 07:53
Rizks

Pajju..........

Well my experience was GREAT !!

Without Viagra and PolicE ....:)

By Pajju• 3 Dec 2008 07:49
Pajju

Rizks lol , tell me ur exp :)

By Scarlett• 3 Dec 2008 07:44
Scarlett

tah dah...SURPRISE!!!! Poor lady...talk about shock!! Something that hadn't worked in years suddenly makes an appearance...

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.

By Andrews• 3 Dec 2008 07:43
Andrews

Colt..no need for any rightnow..dont know about later years..

By Rizks• 3 Dec 2008 07:42
Rizks

Was it their Marriage Anniversary and tat Man was planning to give a surprise Gift ...?? :)

By britexpat• 3 Dec 2008 07:40
britexpat

In Blighty, Andrews is a product for indegestion..

By Colt45• 3 Dec 2008 07:39
Colt45

That is why I say - Women, you can't live with them, you can't live without them!!! sigh!!!

By Colt45• 3 Dec 2008 07:38
Colt45

thinking of trying some Andrews?

By britexpat• 3 Dec 2008 07:37
britexpat

Typical..

The man tries his best to do something for his beloved and she calls the police..

By Andrews• 3 Dec 2008 07:36
Andrews

That means viagra will work...

By GodFather.• 3 Dec 2008 07:28
GodFather.

Poor man. what a waste of time money and effort..

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By cynbob• 3 Dec 2008 07:23
cynbob

That story is HARD to believe! :O

By shaair• 3 Dec 2008 07:16
shaair

ha ha ha

By jauntie• 3 Dec 2008 07:06
jauntie

wooo hooooo

hehehe

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