NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Screw YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Soooo true... Men should learn to read between the lines.. ;)))
hahhahaha..No comments coz thats true:$
these 9 words are nothing... u know poor hubbies... if they will go to bath without telling thier wivies.... after fnsh their bath as they come out, again they have to face their wives angry eyes with the words of "TUM MUJHY BATA KER NAHI JA SAKTY THY".......
i always says MARD JANAT K PARANDY HAIN.......... (Males are the birds of heaven)
very true... nice post!!!
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Don`t Love me be my friend
MJ its true ? :)
hahhaha...Ofcourse im also a women:P
you too salma!! :(
hahahha....dats really true:P
you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo RIGHT!!!!
"Why you are late?"
"Who called you?"
"I do not have suitable clothes" when her and his wardrobes are overloaded with her clothes:)
"UFFFFFFFFFFFF"
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Number 9 sounds like a cooking thing in the house...
...so don't generalize women. LOL
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
very true.. LOL
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i use everything except for 5 mins..
i don't waste my time pimping myself in the mirror.
LOL Hilarious And so true
I'd like to know why men are such idiots if they know these things too. lol That one had me cracking up
that's good turbo...find time to observe ur wife...and make some changes in ur marital life...may u live happily ever after...*winks*
"never allow somebody to be ur priority when u r just his/her option"
I think i understand my wife a lil better now!!! I think i'll go home now and observe her!!!
bye
Absolutely funny but true!
I use #3 a lot....looooooool
keep dreaming...hahaha
somebody get lost guyz!!
i think not an intention mistake that topic is one of a thread men just copy and paste and submit it thier for your comment...
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why was smoking brought into this? connection???
we know that smoking is not good for health.excess smoked created vreious kind deseaes like cancer,hart block.
whenever i have one relatives who smoked to much one times he was very sick so i go to hospital with him . the doctor was said me excess smoking like that happaning come . see thats why i make smoke not to much.so i asked him how many sigarets u finish daily.he said me not to much just 1 paket.i want safe my life if doctor like that so the patients.
means don't expect anyting good ...
I like to say "fine, whatever!"
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women are so emotionally attached with their feelings and that they tend to let you guys think all the things you've done before going on a rebuttal...lol...=)
Women are so nice that they give you chance to think over and over again...^_^
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lol, men always want to save huh...
Just forwarded to the wifee. Problem is that she already knows it. Its for me to understand and decode immediately - now thats gonna take some time.....
Tell me one thing - WHY CAN'T WOMEN BE DIRECT.....it would save sooooooooo much time.
TRUE...CERTIFED...AUTHENTIC...all of them are favorite lines eh....=)
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cant stop laughing...what can i say, bloody TRUE...
u make my day, mjamille...ty *winks*
"never allow somebody to be ur priority when u r just his/her option"
100% true!!...weeeeehh
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Absolutely! Lol!
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lol nadt, i cant pick out a favorite, i like 'em all... :P
LOL mj, very very true..