was this posted before?
Why, Why, Why...
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough m oney?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots we a r helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why d o people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's f al li ng off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
I guess again it's you :D
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
i need some proof.. :D
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i dont know cant figure it out still but it was posted before here on QL
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you twooooo..... who posted this previously, yallah.. tell me.. :P
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google it or open the same thread again and open a competition ... Find with me who posted this thread before and have 100 pt early morning with your cup of coffee :)
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
am still trying to figure out who posted this topic before because that makes it easy tracing one record still cant find it.
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remember that too ... hopefully she was not the one who posted those before :D
Away from kidding, nice one Owen ... I remember reading some of those but not all ... thank you for sharing.
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
it was posted before you lost soul how could you forget
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Nice one....the vacuum cleaner bit is so me.....lol
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>> why is it that some people looks like a horse if they really came from apes?
nyc ones.......
How bout why do people press the elevator button like a hundred times? Will it make the elevator come faster. Same thing at cross walks.
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough m oney?
Hi Owen, just to give enlightenment over this....
review your signed bank agreeement upon opening, Almost account holders dont mind about it. there is a clear stipulation.... with or without fund, banks just charge on it... in compliance to the house policy... with hopes you woudl have to fund in it, thereby allowing them to collect with your arrearages, yet upon finding out nothing to collect on a set of periods... they also reversed it.
~~~proud to be from where i was i shall return with~~~
http://www.thelandofpromise.com/southcot/0soc-index.html
lol, funny... har har har
yup.. most of the questions up.. i happened to ask that long time.. specially with the glue.. :D
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and im guilty invading the refrigerator and i know i dont have it!
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
Nice ones :)
Excellent..
I can relate to the first one regarding remote control.. I caught myself doing that a week or so ago..
As far as fath-in-law jokes go, there is no need for them. Father in laws are nice quite MEN who would rather watch TV, or go to the pub, then interfere in lives of others..