Wrong chat-up lines...

-Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

-Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

-My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.

-Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

-Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

-If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

-You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.

-I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

-I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

-Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

-If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

-Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!