Funny Thoughts - I

* You buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer?

* There's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit?

* You're reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out?

* You tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it'll magically open for them and not you.

* Someone says, "well, to make a long story short" and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.

Happy Weekend Everyone...!!!