Problems
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An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr.
Johnson's office:"Doctor,I don't know what was in
those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
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wasnt sure if it would offend :)
why don't u post this on the main forum brandy... :)
A lady who was in despair because nobody wanted her, she was desperate to find a lover but nobody seemed interested, she decided to go to the doctor and ask for help.
The doctor was Chinese, she explained the problem, the Doctor said, prees take off all clothes, on hands and knees crawl to wall,
the woman did as he said,
now, turn round and crawl back.
He then said, get dressed I will send report your house.
A few days later a letter arrived, it said, I am afraid to tell you, you have exakery disease.
In her panic, the lady went back to see the Doctor,
"please Doctor can you tell me, I don't understand what exakery disease is,
The doctor explained "your ass, your face exakery same"