lmfao!!!thats funny, i was born 28 years ago...via normal delivery, u were not born naturally dracula, u were a vampire bat then u progressed to become a semi-vampire...not even 100%, ur a fake vampire....
draculation, why dont u have an appointment with the psychiatrist? u sound like a patient absconded from a lifetime solitary confinement because they feared u r a threat to all of mankind...uhmm, i'l give u an electric shot in ur head, maybe u will have at least a little bit of neurons, as they are all dead...or better yet, i'l book an appointment for u, general surgery, u must have head amputation...lmfao!!!
i have to make at least 100 points before i sleep..draculation ru tired of sucking blood out of those poor stinky rats in the desert???i'l give u the blood and body fluids that came from patients post liposuction...
Never call someone more than once a day unless they reply. Desperation and instability are huge turn offs.
Don't date the people who you usually find dump you. You may be generally attracted to bastards but that will not get you anywhere except hurt.
For men, never ever be late for a date, even if you have a very good reason. Women should never be kept waiting and should never have to seat themselves - ever.
Never tell lies to your date or pretend anything about your life that isn't true. If this is your perfect match for God's sake do not allow it to be ruined by some silly lie told early on.
Never be too available. Being available every night of the week and at the end of every whimsical phone call or possible rendezvous means you are making yourself uninteresting and a possible doormat. Be busy, be unavailable generally and be interesting.
Don't give away too much about yourself at the start. People love enigma and mystery. Revealing to your new date your inner most secrets on date number two will quickly ruin everything. A small bit at a time people.
Never check other people out when you are with your date. You may think you are subtle , your date will be heading for the door. Have the courtesy of concentrating solely on your date when you are with them.
Don't be rude or get drunk on a date. Courtesy and manners will get you everywhere.
Don't ignore your personal safety when dating. Have a cellular phone and keep it charged, tell your friends where you are going and be safe. Date at first in well known public places and never ever be pushed into anything you are not happy with.
Don't give out personal information like home phone numbers and addresses on a first date. Keep them until you are sure of your date and the future possibilities.
Don't have sex on a first date if you ever want to see your new date again. If you like them and are interested in them, sex on a first date will usually ruin everything. Its too much too soon and is not the way of romance. Believe me I am 100% certain on this.
Never date a married person. They will not leave their husbands or wives for you (except exceptionally rarely). Married dating is the sure fire way to misery, lies, deceit, lack of self respect and loss of romance. If you are married, separate first. If you are single, don't be a shoulder to cry on, you deserve far better.
Jasmine..., you can stab me with wooden spears, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a GF like you!!! :P :)
Always dress as though you might meet someone no matter where you're going. Just make sure that no matter where you go, or what you're doing, you always look your best.
Men like women who wear fashionable, sexy clothes in bright colors . Why not please them. Do not aspire to the unisex look. Buy feminine-looking clothes to wear on the weekends as well as during the workweek.
Pay attention to what you're wearing on the days you receive the most compliments. Whatever it is, color or style or both, wear more of it.
Men prefer long hair; something to play with and caress.
Manicures, pedicures, periodic facials, and massages should become part of your routine.
Don't leave the house without wearing makeup. Put lipstick on even when you go jogging.
Do not forget to spray on an intoxicating perfume when you go out. Just don't over do it.
If you are in a bar, and see a man to whom you are attracted, you should smile and make eye contact with him just once or twice, but do not approach him.
Do not stare at him. Try not to look at him more than once every fifteen minutes or so. Your girlfriends can be immensely valuable in letting you know if he's checking you out.
You get a drink, a Perrier perhaps, even if you're not thirsty. It keeps your hands busy so you don't bite your nails or twirl your hair out of nervousness.
You walk briskly, as if you know where you're going, which is just around the room. You keep moving.
Act confident even if you don't feel it.
If a man approaches you, you smile and answer his questions very nicely without saying too much. Men need to be the aggressors. You must allow the man to pursue you. Remember, anything worth having is worth working for.
Never offer a man your phone number. If he wants it, he will ask for it.
If a man asks you for your phone number, tell him you will be happy to give him your phone number and then smile and wait patiently. Don't hunt down a pen, or scrounge through your purse looking for a scrap of paper.
You don't offer him your pen or business card. You don't make it easy for him.
When he asks you out, silently count to five before saying yes. It will make him nervous and that is good.
When you meet a man out somewhere, do not leave with him. It is important for security and setting boundaries.
Never call a man first and never return his calls.
lmao, just kidding, how can i f**king do that? i live in the desert, the only way they can get through me is to pass Mount olympuss.....besides, i have chastity belt...
why didnt u say that he is so super cute vqaravani? aww, i remember, i had 1 patient b4, he was so super, duper, over cute, he is yugoslavian, they are really hotties!!!
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WTF?!
You guys are sick.
And this is all totally off topic.
Have some class and dignity people, this is all incredibly demeaning.
Dracula sucks
Al esfuerzo y heroísmo de una revolución:
No los queremos!, y No les necesitamos!
Fidel Castro a los "Marielitos"
.”
nyt nyt vukpop, novi and my NBF dracula.
No he ate to much today, actually he is drunk and sick now. Today was World Blood Donors day so he had party all day. Lucky guy!
"RAKIJA connecting people"
Mmmmm garlic!!!
Good night Drac, Novi and Jas.
"RAKIJA connecting people"
tomorrow is sunday, lots of patients posted for liposuction, w8 til i give u the blood and body fluids dracula, u owe me one for that..nyt nyt!!!
Good night Nov,Jas & Vuk.
Close the windows and dont eat garlic!!
I am a vampire..a blood-sucker!!
I'll get that blood even if I'll have to dance naked in the streets!
Well have a good night and Dracula in dreams. WAHAHAHAHA!!!
"RAKIJA connecting people"
No no I don't want. I don't want to become naughty :)
"RAKIJA connecting people"
gtg. thanks guys, had fun again tonite..no hard feelings dracula, dont go running home to ur mom...
lmfao!!!thats funny, i was born 28 years ago...via normal delivery, u were not born naturally dracula, u were a vampire bat then u progressed to become a semi-vampire...not even 100%, ur a fake vampire....
400 years ago,at my birth I was crying when the doctor hit me.
Not like Jasmine who said: "harder, harder"."
u dont wana know vukpop, im tired of that..plus i dont get to work out anymore coz of the heat..
i'm outta here, nite all x
Hello Austria!!! How are kangaroos in Austria?
"RAKIJA connecting people"
wondering the same too !
Well this is becoming interesting. What chatrooms you are visiting naughty boys and girls?
"RAKIJA connecting people"
i am dead now!!!
The creature is here!!!
f**k u?what do u mean?
what kind ?
oh f**k me, no!
draculation, i know i've been banned from a lot of chatrooms coz of "showing off", but i didnt know u go to that kind of chatrooms...
he surely does !
You will never be safe Novi, he can fly over here anytime:)
"RAKIJA connecting people"
I saw Jasmine naked and everything went black!!! I think my eyes were trying to protect my heart!!
draculation, why dont u have an appointment with the psychiatrist? u sound like a patient absconded from a lifetime solitary confinement because they feared u r a threat to all of mankind...uhmm, i'l give u an electric shot in ur head, maybe u will have at least a little bit of neurons, as they are all dead...or better yet, i'l book an appointment for u, general surgery, u must have head amputation...lmfao!!!
And who was a canary?
"RAKIJA connecting people"
Quickly migrate to UAE Dracula ... so i can feel safe when i go around Qatar !!!
Oh, the canary won't kill you Novi. That's my job!!!
"...body fluids that came from patients post liposuction..." Pfffuuuiii!
But he takes it for Dessert :)
"RAKIJA connecting people"
I cant swallow a canary ... she is bigger then me !!!
"NOVI, YOU HAVE THE LOOK OF A WOMAN WHO JUST SWALLOWED A CANARY!
VUKPOP, YOU HAVE THE LOOK OF A WOMAN WHO SWALLOWED A COW WHO SWALLOWED A CANARY!
AND JASMINE... YOU LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN."
i have to make at least 100 points before i sleep..draculation ru tired of sucking blood out of those poor stinky rats in the desert???i'l give u the blood and body fluids that came from patients post liposuction...
uncle agony Vukpop !!!
I've got her so lame that she actually thinks that when I groan during sex it has anything to do with her.
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" PALINKA-disconnecting people!"
Draculation!!! Hehehe
"RAKIJA connecting people"
having sex? i never thought of it, my mid finger is still my bestfriend...
LMFAO!!! as if dracu, i wouldnt want a bloodsucker...thats the only thing u know...
Dracula, Dracula it really hurts :)
"RAKIJA connecting people"
Don't
Never call someone more than once a day unless they reply. Desperation and instability are huge turn offs.
Don't date the people who you usually find dump you. You may be generally attracted to bastards but that will not get you anywhere except hurt.
For men, never ever be late for a date, even if you have a very good reason. Women should never be kept waiting and should never have to seat themselves - ever.
Never tell lies to your date or pretend anything about your life that isn't true. If this is your perfect match for God's sake do not allow it to be ruined by some silly lie told early on.
Never be too available. Being available every night of the week and at the end of every whimsical phone call or possible rendezvous means you are making yourself uninteresting and a possible doormat. Be busy, be unavailable generally and be interesting.
Don't give away too much about yourself at the start. People love enigma and mystery. Revealing to your new date your inner most secrets on date number two will quickly ruin everything. A small bit at a time people.
Never check other people out when you are with your date. You may think you are subtle , your date will be heading for the door. Have the courtesy of concentrating solely on your date when you are with them.
Don't be rude or get drunk on a date. Courtesy and manners will get you everywhere.
Don't ignore your personal safety when dating. Have a cellular phone and keep it charged, tell your friends where you are going and be safe. Date at first in well known public places and never ever be pushed into anything you are not happy with.
Don't give out personal information like home phone numbers and addresses on a first date. Keep them until you are sure of your date and the future possibilities.
Don't have sex on a first date if you ever want to see your new date again. If you like them and are interested in them, sex on a first date will usually ruin everything. Its too much too soon and is not the way of romance. Believe me I am 100% certain on this.
Never date a married person. They will not leave their husbands or wives for you (except exceptionally rarely). Married dating is the sure fire way to misery, lies, deceit, lack of self respect and loss of romance. If you are married, separate first. If you are single, don't be a shoulder to cry on, you deserve far better.
"RAKIJA connecting people"
Jasmine..., you can stab me with wooden spears, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a GF like you!!! :P :)
Meeting Tips
Always dress as though you might meet someone no matter where you're going. Just make sure that no matter where you go, or what you're doing, you always look your best.
Men like women who wear fashionable, sexy clothes in bright colors . Why not please them. Do not aspire to the unisex look. Buy feminine-looking clothes to wear on the weekends as well as during the workweek.
Pay attention to what you're wearing on the days you receive the most compliments. Whatever it is, color or style or both, wear more of it.
Men prefer long hair; something to play with and caress.
Manicures, pedicures, periodic facials, and massages should become part of your routine.
Don't leave the house without wearing makeup. Put lipstick on even when you go jogging.
Do not forget to spray on an intoxicating perfume when you go out. Just don't over do it.
If you are in a bar, and see a man to whom you are attracted, you should smile and make eye contact with him just once or twice, but do not approach him.
Do not stare at him. Try not to look at him more than once every fifteen minutes or so. Your girlfriends can be immensely valuable in letting you know if he's checking you out.
You get a drink, a Perrier perhaps, even if you're not thirsty. It keeps your hands busy so you don't bite your nails or twirl your hair out of nervousness.
You walk briskly, as if you know where you're going, which is just around the room. You keep moving.
Act confident even if you don't feel it.
If a man approaches you, you smile and answer his questions very nicely without saying too much. Men need to be the aggressors. You must allow the man to pursue you. Remember, anything worth having is worth working for.
Never offer a man your phone number. If he wants it, he will ask for it.
If a man asks you for your phone number, tell him you will be happy to give him your phone number and then smile and wait patiently. Don't hunt down a pen, or scrounge through your purse looking for a scrap of paper.
You don't offer him your pen or business card. You don't make it easy for him.
When he asks you out, silently count to five before saying yes. It will make him nervous and that is good.
When you meet a man out somewhere, do not leave with him. It is important for security and setting boundaries.
Never call a man first and never return his calls.
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Hm...you are very choosy. Be aware of your ages, sorry centuries:) So take it or leave it.
"RAKIJA connecting people"
wuts that?
Try to find girls not quite as old as the hair on your legs. :P
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" PALINKA-disconnecting people!"
What is this now? First Dracula, than me, than Dracula....
"RAKIJA connecting people"
may i join u dracu? im kinda tired of girls, they are so, so.... i would love to hunt down men too...give me tips will u?tnx
:)
"RAKIJA connecting people"
I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women (aL bUNDY)
lmao, just kidding, how can i f**king do that? i live in the desert, the only way they can get through me is to pass Mount olympuss.....besides, i have chastity belt...
have some class Jasmine ! dont give away yourself away just like that :-)
dracu dropped me off as his alternative gf, please vukpop, take me as ur gf, pls, pls, pls. i can massage u all over ur bod...
Somebody mentioned Yugoslavians again? :)
"RAKIJA connecting people"
jasmine...my GF is black!_________________________________________
If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings
why do you ask vquaravani?.......mmmm??
hey, i know ur romanian, arent u?lets see? do u date skinny girls like me?
i am near Yugoslavia...any chance jasmine?
Transilvannyan vampires are deady-cutes!
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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings
i just love yugoslavians, they are the the real hotties, with those chiseled features, aww...
Haa !!
lol vukpop,i know you're yugoslavian but ..."over cute" :P :P :P no way..:)
Romanians are better :P
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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings
Thank you jasmine_pilot;)
"RAKIJA connecting people"
why didnt u say that he is so super cute vqaravani? aww, i remember, i had 1 patient b4, he was so super, duper, over cute, he is yugoslavian, they are really hotties!!!
is he the guy with one sided bangs?
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Never go younger by a month, a hard bod is no substitute for wisdom.
-Angelica Houston, Material Girls