QLSG Chick Chic

Oryx
By Oryx

As the QLSG is vibrant with frequently photographed events ....
I believe the male QLSG members should give a % of their monthly salary so the chic chicks can go shopping.

We require, dresses, shoes, handbags and 'little' things.
One day off a week for shopping
One day off a week for beauty therapy.

You boys only spend your money on alcohol (as there is no porn here) and so we are helping your health.

You boys have it so easy with 4 pairs of shoes... some jeans and a suit for interviews, funerals or court appearances. Your t-shirts are holiday souvenirs...and you only require one bottle of shampoo ....

So - what do you think?

By Smelly_Indian_Coolie• 26 May 2008 15:44
Smelly_Indian_Coolie

Oryx:

WHAT? Nancy boy, Buggery, me? What the hell is going on? For years we were told that Men need to be more sensitive and sophisticated; we were even encouraged to connect with our feminine side. I pluck my chest hair (effing painful that), spend good money on toiletries, abandon the faithful bar of soap for Moisturizing Shower Gel and a Loofah, master the art of post-coital-hugs-and-romantic-conversation-for-a-good-ten-minutes instead of turning over and snoring in one smooth movement, only to realise that I was wrong all along? Women owe me and the rest of the men an explanation. Better still, why don’t you lot make up your bloody minds?

Someonenew: I have short hair; that goo is bound to hit my scalp. Like I mentioned, I rinse it off Completely:) Thanks anyways.

By baloch• 25 May 2008 22:58
baloch

oryx what are doing coming weekend

By KellysHeroes• 25 May 2008 22:33
KellysHeroes

Next QLSG I will not shave, shower, brush teeth, apply deaodorant. will look for clothes with stains. would find some in the wash basket.

And OH. Will have to do some gardening for a couple of hours prior to joining you. Will make sure to sit next to you. TRALLALALAAAAAAAAA

:D

 

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By FranElizabeth• 25 May 2008 21:59
FranElizabeth

I'm loving the cut of your jib on this one. Hahahahaha. Pay up, boys. You know it makes sense.:P

By harsha• 25 May 2008 21:56
harsha

huh.. so is it like we have to buy you gifts.. but wats the deal?? lol... actually let darude decide.. i know wat he is gonna say ;P.. so no hassles..

By bakamuna• 25 May 2008 18:48
bakamuna

hehe..what are you upto at this time...

By anonymous• 25 May 2008 18:32
anonymous

Hey don't talk about ksarat behind his back:)

By bakamuna• 25 May 2008 18:09
bakamuna

i knw some men dnt use shampoo at all :) they are bald lolzz

By someonenew• 25 May 2008 18:04
someonenew

O smelly you dont do this

"I also use a separate conditioner – not for me the two-in-one shampoo and conditioner crap that doesn’t work – which I massage into my scalp and wait for precisely three minutes before rinsing it all out completely."

I mean you're not supposed to massage the conditioner on to your scalp. You'll get dandruff... I know ur kiddin but just in case u rnt i thought i'd let u know....

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

By Oryx• 25 May 2008 17:48
Oryx

U dont use a 2 in 1 shampoo and you are a hetrosexual male???

If a boy has lots of shampoos it is because:

a) he is gay

b) he is a mamma's boy

c) there are other chicks

boys just use industrial size 2 in 1

By britexpat• 25 May 2008 17:06
britexpat

I saw the postings for LV and Fendi... Are these prices real ? You known they re all made in China... Can u really tell the riginal from a copy at distance?

By Smelly_Indian_Coolie• 25 May 2008 17:02
Smelly_Indian_Coolie

This has to be one of the most sexist threads ever. You are looking at all men through glasses tinted with purely old-fashioned mores. A modern male like me would never follow a regimen of “just one shampoo”. I take pride in taking care of myself and my good looks. I only use branded shampoo and work up a good lather for four minutes before rinsing my hair with warm water. I also use a separate conditioner – not for me the two-in-one shampoo and conditioner crap that doesn’t work – which I massage into my scalp and wait for precisely three minutes before rinsing it all out completely. I am also a proponent of regular Exfoliation and Moisturisation. My Dressing Table is filled with all sorts of essential lotions and potions which ensure that I am pleasing to the senses when I step out as a picture of sartorial elegance embellished with Accessories (Watch, Tie Clip, Cuff links, the occasional Bling, etc.).

All this doesn’t mean that you can box me as a metro-sexual male, a dandy, or some such nonsense; I am very retro-manly when I have to be. Only last week, I gave my girlfriend a proper black eye for fetching me my lunch at 12:02 pm and not 12:00 pm (I run a tight ship and hopefully, Miss. Lackadaisical-I-don’t-know-what-time-it-is has learnt a valuable lesson). The point that I’m trying to make is that the Modern Male is a very complex being with many layers of mystery and needs to be treated as such. I’ve had enough of these old-fashioned, sexist, generalisations; I’ve got to go now, It’s time for my appointment at the Salon.

P.S: Me. No. Hit. Woman. Joking. OK?

By hallie• 25 May 2008 15:13
hallie

Sounds good!

Life is beautiful !!!

By TweetyBird• 25 May 2008 14:59
TweetyBird

Boys have NO idea what it costs (in time and money) for we girls to live up to their expectations. The way I see it - their contribution to the "cause" is an investment as they are the one's who will be seen in public with the results.

Great idea Oryx! I like it so much I think I will vote for Oryx in the US Presidential elections using the "write-in" vote. ORYX FOR PRESIDENT. :D

By spicemom• 25 May 2008 14:54
spicemom

ok sohow does this go?do we ladies draw straws and see who goes first to receive them 'gifts'?ok i am all for it......lol, now we can say them blokes put their hard earned money to good use........roflol

>fab idea oryx

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By Gypsy• 25 May 2008 14:50
Gypsy

My beggar post was serious. :S

Visit www.qatarhappening.com

By Oryx• 25 May 2008 14:46
Oryx

That post of Gypsy's was serious!!!

And believe me I am only half joking.... boys have such low expenditure to look good - unless they are gay.

Did you know that some boys don't even own talcum powder?

They only get lovely bathrooms and bedrooms if they have a girlfriend.

By anonymous• 25 May 2008 14:25
anonymous

How can they make a profit without rich QL boys. They will ban you for your idea

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2008 14:24
DaRuDe

thats a very big black spot on my group now.

 

 

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By oabazeed• 25 May 2008 14:22
oabazeed

:D

By Gypsy• 25 May 2008 14:22
Gypsy

I think this sounds like a fantastic idea :D. Course I already have Mr. Paul out buying me some D&G.

Visit www.qatarhappening.com

By dragonfly212• 25 May 2008 14:21
dragonfly212

deepmidoff, why ramada will banned us?? we go there we drinks like a champ thus give them profit, so sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh.....

I DO WHAT I LIKE, I LIKE WHAT I DO

By Rizks• 25 May 2008 14:21
Rizks

Woow tats nice to hear ONLY dragonfly......LoL

By Oryx• 25 May 2008 14:21
Oryx

Why on earth would they want to ban us?

Crikey - if we could get our own licence - we would have the best place in town!

By dragonfly212• 25 May 2008 14:20
dragonfly212

rizks, in return we give you our nice scent, nice well done make up so you not bored to look us, nice shoes and bag to go with our outfit, and hopefully nice attitude towards you.

I DO WHAT I LIKE, I LIKE WHAT I DO

By anonymous• 25 May 2008 14:18
anonymous

Ramada Management is about to ban you.

By Oryx• 25 May 2008 14:17
Oryx

Thank you Mila...neither do I!

At All

You look so yummy in Yellow... do you think boys think beyond 'HOT'... going shopping for the blouse, the glasses, the shoes, the handbag... complimentary make up?

NO - They don't appreciate it enough so - TIME TO PAY UP!!

And boys these are NOT gifts:

Jump leads for our car

Irons

Startch

Saucepans

By Rizks• 25 May 2008 14:15
Rizks

Well, wat We get in RETURN ??

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2008 14:15
DaRuDe

work Dragon :/

 

 

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By dragonfly212• 25 May 2008 14:14
dragonfly212

agree oryx, i dont have problem at all receiving gift everyweek of shoes, bag, perfume, and jewelry oh and... spa voucher.

I DO WHAT I LIKE, I LIKE WHAT I DO

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2008 14:13
DaRuDe

what are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu doing

 

 

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