Men Ha ha ha
After a lot of female bashing i decided to give the lovely ladies a chance....so here you go sweethearts...
requesting advance apologies if it was posted earlier.
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.. ...
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
two really good jokes there although had heard the one about the mirror before, still gave me my morning smile :) thank you xx
hmmmm...men are earthless without women...
When you have found food for your soul lead others to the Source.
Thats very nice anyway..Kodus snowstorm...
When you have found food for your soul lead others to the Source.
That was offensive....lol
:D, but was very nice as well..Thanks for sharing..
:D
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash ... and then his legs fall off!
nothing like a good example for em.. it's like drawing a picture - lol
hahahahahaa
lol.....starseed....tht ws an awesum 1 =D
Errr... better check my wife's purse........LOL
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town.
"What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was enquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"
She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."
"And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after."
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
ahem...ahem.....is dis wat women think abt men ? :|
anyways....was a nice one ;)
lol.. gud one..
this one made me smile.. kinda true hehe
my life revolves around them... best gift ive ever had...
snow perfect time to post these things, when you are bored and nothing to do in the night,just to bring the ladies in........very nice timing
Forgiveness is life...:)
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'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who just likes your smile'
after all we care for the lovely ladies in QL
we cant keep bashing them always
cheers
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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o yeah i knew that... :-)
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'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who just likes your smile'
its just to make you all happy atleast for a minute
On behalf of the male community......ooouch.
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin
i dont want men to feel so down..
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'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who just likes your smile'
now I really must sign out, talk to you all tomorrow,
nite nite xxxxxxx
sweet dreams brandylady :)
sweet dreams xxx
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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Was just checkin in quick before i went to bed and this was great, well done you and oh so true :) xx