Kids in school think quickly

 
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> > TEACHER    :    Maria, go to the map and find North America.
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> > MARIA         :    Here it is!
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> > TEACHER    :    Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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> > CLASS          :    Maria!
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> > TEACHER     :    Why are you late, Frank?
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> > FRANK          :    Because of the sign.
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> > TEACHER     :    What sign?
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> > FRANK          :    The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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> > TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
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> > JOHN       :   You told me to do it without using tables!
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> > TEACHER    :   Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
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> > GLENN         :    K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
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> > TEACHER    :    No, that's wrong
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> > GLENN         :    Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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> > TEACHER    :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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> > DONALD      :    H I J K L M N O!!
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> > TEACHER    :    What are you talking about?
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> > DONALD      :    Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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> > TEACHER      : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
> > didn't  have ten years ago.
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> > WINNIE        :    Me!
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> > TEACHER    :    Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
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> > GOSS          :    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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> > TEACHER    :    Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
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> > MILLIE    :    I is...
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> > TEACHER    :    No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
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> > MILLIE     :    All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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> > TEACHER    :    Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
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> > TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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> > TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> > tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
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> > LOUIS    : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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> > TEACHER      :  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
> > eating?
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> > SIMON          :    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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> > TEACHER      :  Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
> > as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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> > CLYDE           :    No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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> > TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> > people  are no longer interested?
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> > HAROLD   :     A teacher.
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