Things to be thought ((Funny))

1. A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her
that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

2.One good way to reduce Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are sad After Marriage - Drink
whenever you are happy

3. Three fastest means of Communication :
  1. Tele-Phone
  2. Tele-Vision
  3. Tell to Woman
  Need still faster - Tell her NOT to tell anyone.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
  Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
  Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a best and worst news you can hear at the same time ?
  It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the best kisser among all your Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an elephant coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should kill him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will leave him because he is alone and we are four.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing something in your
life.
  If you have a Girl Friend - You are missing everything in your life.

9. Question : When do you congratulate someone for their mistake.
  Answer : On their marriage.

10. When your life is in darkness, pray GOD and ask him to free you from
Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please pay the
ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to marry 2 Women.
   Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same
Mistake.