Women Driver

Take care men..... women are smarter

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After
they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting. Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our
days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
sign from God! But you're still at  fault...  women shouldn't be allowed
to drive."

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to
the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."