the wedding ring
True Story from
Houston
Medical Center
A man went to the hospital
to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.
According to the Nurse
attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she
got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while
he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding
ring.
his hoohoo, he can us it for other purposes:-)
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I just checked this out on www.snopes.com and oh my god.......its true!!!
LOL
I may be blonde but I am wise
smile lots laugh more
well well well look who s back!!!
wb star.
there s a fourth option.....bit cheeky though..was wondering how the wife would feel with the ring still on
...:---))))if you get my pun.lol
do it right - the first time!
what's up???
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Sun and I
funny...
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
lorena bobbit style:P
if the wife knew about the girlfriend she might have chopped of his tweety :PP definately bitter!!
Sorry Da, shouldnt have laughed at your situation...
tra la la
10 "big" indians to count with...whehehehe
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleonor Roosevelt
fooling me
laughing here :/
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LOL :P
tra la la
If that is the case, he did well to get a wife and GF. LOL
that's even worse...
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleonor Roosevelt
Sometimes, get can get abnormally large hands without being obese!
I have abmnormally large hands, ...Ehem... LOL
btw Starseed, I love that word "hoohoo"
Hence, alowing the GF to find the ring! (big bulge in his pants )
btw, why was the GF going through his pockets? hmmm? hmmm?
Can't trust anyone nowadays! LOL
the "big fingers" but "small" in "that" department/section?
tsk tsk tsk
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleonor Roosevelt
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
It's a really a "tiny" predicament, indeed...just cut the ring...lol
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleonor Roosevelt
gosh... this is so funny!
im sure No. 3 would be the worst. lol
Man that one's really good! ...but to answer the question, I'd say NO.3 is really really sad ~lol “They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important!.” - G. House
Have missed you all. Been busy with life.. :)) and its good!
Whats the latest on QL?
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
lol...this is too funny..
Its no competition whats worst..all the above i say...poor guy....i guess thats what you call karma...came back and bit him in the hoohoo
where have you been all this time?
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleonor Roosevelt
That's hilarious! Thanks
Mwah!
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Welcome back lady how are you doing missed you and your funny topics chick
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